And just because my camera kicks so much ass, I have another photo gallery to present: Mario is Stoned presents (god I have to stop saying that) Jeffrey’s average day at school! By the way, because of the amazing flash capabilities of my camera, everyone I’ve shot looks really, really drunk. My car – a… Continue reading Untitled

It’s a busy Sat’day! It started off with the usual Japanese class. We learned how to say “I don’t like to scale buildings and shoot webs from my wrist with my friend Tanaka-san,” and I had pennies thrown at me by resident anime fans. Those anime fans, along with Prinzess PMS, along with Batjew, along… Continue reading Untitled

OH MY GOD. Talk about censorship in action. Some of my favorite songs are on this list. Imagine, Jumper, Chop Suey!… all on there. Wow. And then there’s Project Censored, providing amazing stories from halted book signings to Daniel Pearl’s Israeli citizenship. I think I’ve found out a whole lot more of America to complain… Continue reading Untitled

AND IF YOU ARE VISITOR 12222, PRINT SCREEN, SAVE IT, AND TELL ME. The counter is over to the left, below the main button bar.

Okay. The GIA‘s gone. Where the heck is my Gameforms?

And Ian J. gets a link because his lower-budget comic completely ROCKS. (Go back to #50 if that’s not the most recent comic.)

I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but it’s time for Mario is Stoned‘s MISSING CHILDREN PHOTO EXTRAVAGANZATM!This is where I find pictures of kids on the internet that have been gone for 5 or more years. Using the FASCINATING technology of “age-progressed photos,” the police have released photos of what the kids probably look like… Continue reading Untitled

Well, I got my dad to watch Metropolis with me. What probably persuaded him was the four stars that Ebert gave it (Ebert likes anime), and the quote on the back of the DVD case by James Cameron, calling it the “new milestone in anime.” Or maybe he just wanted to be a good dad…… Continue reading Untitled

Speaking about chocolate mints, here are some wacky directions that came with them. Watch as I MST the passage. Go ahead, enjoy a special moment…Ah, that was fun. Now I can start eating the mints. Indulge yourself with rich, smooth chocolate, kissed by a refreshing breath of cool mint. If I’ve been breathing on people… Continue reading Untitled

All right then… you can still see the Pants Trance Dance if you missed it. I actually made that a long time ago and had to restrain myself from showing anyone. It was hard. Well, actually, the people of Bouncy Fish took a peek at it, but I should let them brag about it. And… Continue reading Untitled