OH MY GOD. Talk about censorship in action. Some of my favorite songs are on this list. Imagine, Jumper, Chop Suey!… all on there. Wow. And then there’s Project Censored, providing amazing stories from halted book signings to Daniel Pearl’s Israeli citizenship. I think I’ve found out a whole lot more of America to complain… Continue reading Untitled

AND IF YOU ARE VISITOR 12222, PRINT SCREEN, SAVE IT, AND TELL ME. The counter is over to the left, below the main button bar.

Okay. The GIA‘s gone. Where the heck is my Gameforms?

And Ian J. gets a link because his lower-budget comic completely ROCKS. (Go back to #50 if that’s not the most recent comic.)

I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but it’s time for Mario is Stoned‘s MISSING CHILDREN PHOTO EXTRAVAGANZATM!This is where I find pictures of kids on the internet that have been gone for 5 or more years. Using the FASCINATING technology of “age-progressed photos,” the police have released photos of what the kids probably look like… Continue reading Untitled

Well, I got my dad to watch Metropolis with me. What probably persuaded him was the four stars that Ebert gave it (Ebert likes anime), and the quote on the back of the DVD case by James Cameron, calling it the “new milestone in anime.” Or maybe he just wanted to be a good dad…… Continue reading Untitled

Speaking about chocolate mints, here are some wacky directions that came with them. Watch as I MST the passage. Go ahead, enjoy a special moment…Ah, that was fun. Now I can start eating the mints. Indulge yourself with rich, smooth chocolate, kissed by a refreshing breath of cool mint. If I’ve been breathing on people… Continue reading Untitled

All right then… you can still see the Pants Trance Dance if you missed it. I actually made that a long time ago and had to restrain myself from showing anyone. It was hard. Well, actually, the people of Bouncy Fish took a peek at it, but I should let them brag about it. And… Continue reading Untitled

Yes, I actually wore this to school today. And yes, I got lots of dirty looks from nonbelievers. And yes, almost all of my posters were RIPPED DOWN. (All they did was promote universal love and peace with the message “HAPPY PANTS DAY!!!”… jeez!) But I still had fun today. In this picture, I’m wearing… Continue reading Untitled

PANTS Yes, friends, it’s Pants Day! Because of this, I give you an extra click to get into the main page, and a smaller webcam! Celebrate the joy! Tomorrow morning… uh, that is… THIS MORNING, I will be trotting around school with multiple pairs of pants on! How fun fun! Uh, yeah, I’m bored, so… Continue reading Untitled