When presented with an 88-word passage with an average of 6.1 letters per word, and then asked to re-type it and then read it… Typed: 40 WPM Read: 116 WPM My ratio is 10 : 29, meaning I can type 34% as fast as I can speak. I devised the results myself, but you can… Continue reading I'm still a real life-o-phile
Thanksgiving is over, and so is the hassle. Almost non-stop this weekend (starting Tuesday afternoon), I’ve been working on CAR #50. The animation, which is rather large for a high school senior’s free-time standards, took me 2 solid days of work to complete… that’s about a week of production. The hardest part, believe it or… Continue reading Thank God
This blog has been encoded to protect the innocent. Decode here. I swear it’s worth it. Dfu funtc: Cdneb Bugan. Ed fyc bnaddo silr zicd yhudran hekrd yd dra Uycec. E ynnejat bnaddo aynmo, pid sucd uv dra YSYWEHK baubma fana ymnayto drana. E ryt y kuut desa kuehk ynuiht yht yhhuihlehk ruf hud rusucaqiym… Continue reading Drao't Cu Vnaygehk Gemm Sa
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HAHE LOBBRE LOBBRE 3D After spending a day of getting my college essay done (I will NOT post it because you will plagiarize and then no one will be allowed to get into college ever!), I picked up James who got Sophie to come and then we went to Starbase where we met Bryan and… Continue reading Nutty Flinders McNuts
It takes two to make a weblog. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN (MOSTLY FAGS): HELLO. I AM A STUDENT FROM TERRA LINDA HIGH SCHOOL AND I WISH TO SAY THAT YOU ARE ALL FAGS. YOU RUINED MY EXPERIENCE AT THE SECOND ANNUAL “LET’S ALL REMEMBER 9/11 AND CRY ABOUT IT” CEREMONY BY SCREWING UP AND… Continue reading It's Curtains For You!
Come on, Timmy. Give the weekend back its blog. It all started on a Friday night, when three unsuspecting members of the Faden family came across a new DISCOVERY! on Fourth Street. It was just a crêperie – or WAS it? It seemed like a crêperie from the outside. The stoves looked like stoves made… Continue reading This Love Song Brought to You By Monetary Greed
HELLO!(WELCOME !!) I AM JEFFREY FADEN (NOT HIS DAD) AND I AM POSTING IN MY HJOURNAL ONLINE!!! I WROET ANOTHDER COlLEgE ESSAy AND I THINK IT IS TOTAlLY RAD! (IT was NOT WRITTEN BY MY DAD!!!) TAKE A LOOK ALl YOU COOL HAXOr PEOPLE!!! Forty bucks an hour! I proudly headed home to tell Dad… Continue reading LOL THE INTERNET