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This blog has been encoded to protect the innocent. Decode here. I swear it’s worth it. Dfu funtc: Cdneb Bugan. Ed fyc bnaddo silr zicd yhudran hekrd yd dra Uycec. E ynnejat bnaddo aynmo, pid sucd uv dra YSYWEHK baubma fana ymnayto drana. E ryt y kuut desa kuehk ynuiht yht yhhuihlehk ruf hud rusucaqiym… Continue reading Drao't Cu Vnaygehk Gemm Sa

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HAHE LOBBRE LOBBRE 3D After spending a day of getting my college essay done (I will NOT post it because you will plagiarize and then no one will be allowed to get into college ever!), I picked up James who got Sophie to come and then we went to Starbase where we met Bryan and… Continue reading Nutty Flinders McNuts

It takes two to make a weblog. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN (MOSTLY FAGS): HELLO. I AM A STUDENT FROM TERRA LINDA HIGH SCHOOL AND I WISH TO SAY THAT YOU ARE ALL FAGS. YOU RUINED MY EXPERIENCE AT THE SECOND ANNUAL “LET’S ALL REMEMBER 9/11 AND CRY ABOUT IT” CEREMONY BY SCREWING UP AND… Continue reading It's Curtains For You!

Come on, Timmy. Give the weekend back its blog. It all started on a Friday night, when three unsuspecting members of the Faden family came across a new DISCOVERY! on Fourth Street. It was just a crêperie – or WAS it? It seemed like a crêperie from the outside. The stoves looked like stoves made… Continue reading This Love Song Brought to You By Monetary Greed

HELLO!(WELCOME !!) I AM JEFFREY FADEN (NOT HIS DAD) AND I AM POSTING IN MY HJOURNAL ONLINE!!! I WROET ANOTHDER COlLEgE ESSAy AND I THINK IT IS TOTAlLY RAD! (IT was NOT WRITTEN BY MY DAD!!!) TAKE A LOOK ALl YOU COOL HAXOr PEOPLE!!! Forty bucks an hour! I proudly headed home to tell Dad… Continue reading LOL THE INTERNET

Today is Veteran’s Day, so I had the day off school. Intermission. My attention span is becoming dangerously shorter. I think there’s something psychologically wrong with me. Once anything leisurely seeps into my work time, then it’s bye-bye work for at least a few hours. Up until a few weeks ago, it wasn’t at all… Continue reading Awful Failure

Levi, you left your backpack in the trunk of my car. And it’s stupid – now with my cut-down brown hair and hoodie, my sister says I look even MORE like Eminem. James and I left our houses at about 7:00 yesterday morning, and we didn’t return until midnight. That’s how fun the day was.… Continue reading I Am Jack's Ass