Okay, assheads. Here’s the deal. We’re making this completely insane offer that you would be rather lazy (and STUPID) to pass up. You get a tape of James, Steve, Felix and me running around Marin talking French for $3 (this includes shipping which probably costs more than that)… and when you’re done with it, you… Continue reading Untitled

Really different kind of day today. The day started off with me titling the design of this site “OBEY,” because it is reminiscent of the Obey Giant. My drama/choir teacher wasn’t there, so for 2 periods we basically fooled around and accomplished nothing toward our final projects for the year. I got to play on… Continue reading Untitled

As you’ve probably noticed, I also changed the type on the top of the page (although it’s not really type anymore). I think it looks pretty cool – it’s the usual way I type, along with the same words loosely sketched behind them for a rugged look. Tell me what you think.

5/22/02 – Everyone says that this kid Mark Lee looks like Garfield. By the way, I wasn’t looking at any other drawings while making this, so it’s sloppier than it could be.

Note: the following opinions are largely uneducated and reminiscent of Jim’s rants from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Last week, America was sad. They were in a complete slump. So far, we haven’t been successful in finding Osama bin Laden (awww, I’m shedding a tear), and the war on terrorism has been yielding widely unsuccessful… Continue reading Untitled

Rana’c cusa pek hafc – so sus kud y haf jarelma. Huf caaehk dryd so sus’c paah ihasbmuoat vun y vaf suhdrc, uha fuimt dno du lid pylg uh dra cbahtehk ihdem yhudran zup bucedeuh fyc calinat. Pid so sus ryc fyoc ynuiht dryd – zicd ica ran nadenasahd viht! Cu cra kuac yht pioc… Continue reading Untitled

Yeah, so I downloaded Episode 2 this weekend – it’s been getting tossed around the internet for a while… and I must say… wh0a I mean, it’s completely freaking amazing! You’ve got to see the motivation of all the characters… and the action scenes are perfect! I like the chemistry between the lovebirds in the… Continue reading Untitled

This weekend has had its share of sucking and rocking. Periodic Table of How Things Are: SuckSu4.006 RockRo16.033 Su2Ro – Disuck Roxide1g Su2Ro = 8.012 amu Su, 16.033 amu Ro% Su = 33%% Ro = 66%Thank you, thank you. I started off the week by buying earrings for my mom, since it was her birthday.… Continue reading Untitled

What Parents Say:“NO SMOKING POT!” What Terra Linda High School Students Hear:Anyone who wishes to kill me for the horrible joke will have the opportunity to do so during this intended period of time that follows: And if you could really kill me during the time that it took me to type “<P>” and paste… Continue reading Untitled

I finished my first MIDI in a few months. Hellfire104, who requested the song, originally thought it was from Final Fantasy, so I must emphasize that this request did not come from any infatuation with Dragonball Z, which he may or may not have. It’s Gohan’s Theme, and it’s an 8 minute piece complete with… Continue reading Untitled