Month: August 2004

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-party30.html

_fucking_fuck_ Feel free to “apply.” You can see the application in the info. Since you’re on my friends list, you won’t really be applying; you’ll just be posting a bunch of crap about yourself and really, no matter what you write, you’ll be “accepted.” Once we get unsuspecting people to sign up, be sure to… Continue reading My creation.

This is a friends-only post because I don’t want this idea to go public, so as to ruin the mystique. I’m thinking of creating one of those “elitist” communities. I was thinking of the name “_fucking_fuck_”. The reason I’m thinking of participating in this hypocrisy is merely to mock emo/indie culture and the burning desire… Continue reading Here's The Plan

Everyone always shoves these little lessons down people’s throats, but I’m different and special for some reason since I’m making a little preface before I go and do it. Also, I’ve only seen this lesson being taught about 100 times, instead of 1000 like the “there” and “your” ones. The topic for today is “its,”… Continue reading Grammar alert!

What is the deal with elitist communities, and why do people do it? First of all, there’s the extremity factor. They put “fuck” in the name as if it shows they KNOW what’s going on. (e.g. fuckingxcute_, fucking_fine, ohfuck_layouts) Then there’s the fact that all people who enter in the first place are just doing… Continue reading Stupid LJ communities

Oh my God, Garden State SUCKED.

Taking in the facts that: my car’s width is 67.51 in my car’s mileage is 174,725 mi the earth’s total surface area is about 197,000,000 mi2 the earth’s land surface area is about 57,268,900 mi2 My car has only covered .0000945021626% of the earth’s total surface, or .000323941639% of the earth’s land surface. THE EARTH… Continue reading Untitled

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2843/is_5_26/ai_91236225 Good read. Sorta two years old, but I like how it’s from the “Skeptical Inquirer.”