My dad was showing me some old albums dating from 1960 – 1985, albums I’d never seen before. They included pictures of my dad as a kid (he looked just like me), pictures of my cousins as infants, and lots of pictures of my grandpa, who died 15 months before I was born. The last… Continue reading Untitled

I changed the colors of the site a bit. Now the light blue matches the rest of the background, and the dark blue matches the blue border around the whole site. Now, I need to submit my site to the fair before Friday, or I won’t be guaranteed a Best of Show in the Marin… Continue reading Untitled

Check out this week’s My Turn in Newsweek for an article on Marin County (where I live, you dolt). The writer Jim Kennedy defends Marin, as we all have, against recent accusations that Marin’s “hideously” tolerant atmosphere is breeding ground for terrorists, like John Walker Lindh (whose family’s next-door neighbor was my sister’s babysitter!). He… Continue reading Untitled

Mario is Stoned is NO MORE. Why? Many reasons. …Well, more like 3 reasons. 1) “Mario is Stoned” doesn’t look good on resumes. Heck, it doesn’t look good anywhere. The average highschooler asks if I’m “high” every time they visit the site. And yet again, I DON’T DO DRUGS. 2) I’m planning on submitting the… Continue reading Untitled

THE K CHRONICLES IS THE BEST COMIC EVER. It’s a local (San Francisco) comic strip that I’ve been reading for a few years in Marin’s free paper, the Pacific Sun. Keith Knight’s amazing – he gets me to crack up in every strip he draws. If you go to “About the Strip” you can follow… Continue reading Untitled

My parents are going to LOVE me. It was a regular day in Advanced Algebra land. My teacher, furious as always, was going through her daily rounds of “YOU KIDS! IF YOU DON’T STOP TALKING THERE’LL BE A QUIZ!” It was just then that I noticed… even roots in ratios in geometric sequences can be… Continue reading Untitled

Annoying version:OH MY GOD, THERE’S A URL IN MY UNDERWEAR.Well my day pretty much kix0red. Started with everyone in the whole school seeing my sketch of WANG towering over the campus like some totalitarian leader. Seems he plastered up some signs of his own, spouting “got wang?” accompanied a picture of him with a milk… Continue reading Untitled

Sunday was rather laid-back. Along with doing an SAT II practice test and all of my homework really early, I created a website for the chat room I frequent, #rpgcomics on irc.nightstar.net. I like the site design, but it doesn’t come up perfectly on Apple computers, or probably Netscape. Check out the site here, and… Continue reading Untitled

And just because my camera kicks so much ass, I have another photo gallery to present: Mario is Stoned presents (god I have to stop saying that) Jeffrey’s average day at school! By the way, because of the amazing flash capabilities of my camera, everyone I’ve shot looks really, really drunk. My car – a… Continue reading Untitled

It’s a busy Sat’day! It started off with the usual Japanese class. We learned how to say “I don’t like to scale buildings and shoot webs from my wrist with my friend Tanaka-san,” and I had pennies thrown at me by resident anime fans. Those anime fans, along with Prinzess PMS, along with Batjew, along… Continue reading Untitled