I just realized when I was exposing my naked, moist, hairy body to the interior of that unfortunate shower stall, that my housing fear is unfounded! The one thing I’ve been worrying about this whole time is that once I move into my own place or share it with friends, all I’ll be making for… Continue reading On the topic of lodging

Who bought beatmania (US), or knows anyone who did? I did, but there was barely any reason for me to, since I already had 90% of the songs. But I’m not sure how well they marketed it to the DDR crowd, or whether anyone even heard about its release.

Re April Fools: I’m still alive! To Grace: Remember, you need to punch me in the face some time in the future! To Chris: Muchos thanks for the awesomed evening and accomodations. I’m in a new San Francisco apartment tonight. If it didn’t cost $2100/month I could live here during the summer! I’m stealing wi-fi… Continue reading Small stuff.

Here was a great April Fool’s idea: I was going to actually kill myself, and have someone pretend to be just good ol’ me on April 1. And then on April 2, I’d be dead for real! Ha ha, fooled you guys!

I’m at the Metreon. beatmania has been released and it’s on display on the big ol’ screen in the Playstation Store. But the people working there are being big buttholes and not letting people try the product they’re featuring, while there are so many other screens in the store where people can play other games,… Continue reading Metreon

Hi guys I am in my car in San Francisco and you know what that means – I am STEALING the INTERNET! oh shit i hear sirens gotta go seeya edit whew they weren’t after me. Anyway, I woke up this morning by a phone call from the Princeton Review, to which I applied for… Continue reading Wardriving!

Went on a hike with my mom a few days ago and I took some pictures.

JARLSBERG SWISS AND TRISCUIT, the all-purpose meal of champions.

My cat just walked onto my keyboard and F5’d my Internet. Now I see the Internet in cat-vision.

These lyrics were written entirely by me, without any inspiration from any comics on the internet. Salty Kong by Jeffrey Faden WHEN MAKE FINT by Jeffrey Faden Leghole Straws by Jeffrey Faden