MY EVER INCREASING LIST OF WEBCOMIC CLICHES:“All your base are belong to us” – Well, duh.Badly Drawn Comic Strip – Meant to show the reader that they’re not reading the worst comic ever“BLAM” – meant to stop something annoying by shooting it.“Crap, he’s on to me” – It is usually an inanimate object that says… Continue reading Untitled

Three new comics today, for all you pretzels out there! Here are the descriptions from the Comics page. 3/11/02 #1 – I actually did this once with some chairs in my school’s theater. 3/11/02 #2 – Hero with bad pun makes joke with worse pun. 3/11/02 #3 – The end of the Chairman saga, with… Continue reading Untitled

Until further notice, I’m sleeping at my dad’s house all the time, and visiting my mom’s house one or two days a week. It’s like a complete reversal of what used to be happening… and I’m glad. How the hell did the custody arrangement make us end up mostly with mom, anyway?! Of course, this… Continue reading Untitled

<VoD> All females are bi<Jonathan> All males are gay<JeffreyAtW> All Japanese Anime females are bi. This could be the stupidest ad of all time. In this Bush-led society, what is this supposed to make us believe? That these animals appreciate the existENCE (omg I spelled it wrong previously) of an SUV, and will coexist with… Continue reading Untitled

Dammit. I apologized to my mom like I said I never would. But only after she did (however sarcastically… she did it anyway.) Well, I did some “CERTAIN ACTIVITIES” yesterday with Aaron on the hills above my house (no, nothing illegal, actually. We just hung from this tree for a while (I volunteered my dog’s… Continue reading Untitled

I’ve been kicked out of my mom’s house for the third year in a row. First time was, of course, my freshman year, where I was getting bad grades. Mom couldn’t handle it and drove me to my dad’s, leaving me there while my dad was away on vacation. Next year, I started laughing at… Continue reading Untitled

Yesterday the results came in for the Republican candidate to go up against California’s current governor, Gray Davis, in November. Gray Davis is pleased, in that a very *liberal* Republican, Dick Riordan, lost to a very *conservative* one, Bill Simon, therefore Gray will probably win, since his tactic will probably be “Simon is too conservative… Continue reading Untitled

I like Starbucks. I like STARBUCKS. YES, THE CORPORATE MONSTER STARBUCKS. ARE YOU GOING TO YANK THE FREAKING FRAPPUCINO OUT OF MY HAND, YOU INGRATE??? MOVE TO GHANA!!!

Suddenly a plane crashed into the first of the World Trade Centers. Vegeta’s brow grew wrinkled. “Wait a minute… where did that music come from?” So sayeth Almasy Marquis.

PAUL IS LIKE MY BEST FRIEND NOW AND HE LOVES GILDARFSS@