Yesterday the results came in for the Republican candidate to go up against California’s current governor, Gray Davis, in November. Gray Davis is pleased, in that a very *liberal* Republican, Dick Riordan, lost to a very *conservative* one, Bill Simon, therefore Gray will probably win, since his tactic will probably be “Simon is too conservative for California and should move to Arkansas or something.”
The irony: while I was watching all this news, and while this Simon guy requested that Dubya help him win, I began CHOKING ON A PRETZEL. No fucking kidding.