Welcome to another episode of Internet Language Update, where I tell you what not to do and you listen to me, because I am the authority on the e-zone! This time around, we’ll be focusing on the latest slang crazes by our favoritest group around – anime fans! Get ready to get insulted!
ZOMG – Stop it! Using “ZOMG” as the prefix to a sarcastic comment is backwards and self-defeating! If you use it, you should stop jacking off to 4chan and try to get attracted to real human beings!
xD – More like 2 YEARS OLD, OK! Stop fucking using these god-awful faces after every sentence! Besides, SD cards are much better, I’ve got a 128 MB one and I can use it for both my Pocket PC and my digital camera.
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT_____TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT – Just in case we didn’t see these abominations before, now you add about a hundred more to each side so instead of seeing an actual journal entry we see stuff like and so she was like lol 0_____________________0 and then rushi-bushi chan went ohayoo gozaimasu T___________TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT and then we killed ourselves! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<3 – Indie kids were fucking it up a great number of years before you came and fucked it up for the rest of us! You suck!
teh – I think it’s spelled “the.” Oh, you’re trying to be funny? “The” is plenty funny. Try it some time, it’s a barrel of laughs.
Remember, kids, the English language loves you and wants you back! It’s really sorry, it didn’t mean it! I think that’s enough alienation for the day! Become angry at the Internet and comment away!
shut up!
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d00d. O_O
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You may be joking about all this stuff, but I agree with you 100% and I’m completely fucking serious.
Pffsh. I say become a hard core anime fan before you take it upon yourself to correct them. As far as I know, you’re just an RPG man. But I may be behind in the times.
This ain’t got nothing to do with anime. This is about AMERICA. DYING.
if this link doesn’t work, i will shoot someone
hmmm, what’s wrong with xD?
Re: if this link doesn’t work, i will shoot someone
Like he said, it’s 2 years old! Your link just proves it!
um…that was kind of the point. 😉
i was actually shocked and slightly ashamed to discover he ever used it at all. oh, the shame. oh, the humiliation! no offense, jeff. =P
I must admit…I am guilty of using <3 hearts.
But I generally hate everything else there.
And oh yea…I use a lot of elipses(sp?).
Oh yeah but you’re an indie emo kid and it’s okay to use <3
I’m not so don’t let me use it.
I put “<3" at the end of my senior quote because I thought it was the funniest, awesomest ever.
OH NO YOU DI’IN’T. >:
zomg, that is teh funniest, most awesomest thing ever! T_T i’m so sorry about this. i’ve been up for so long that i’ve completely lost all of my inhibitions. this is why i live far away from all of my friends. =\
I give myself creative license to use <3, because it's me symbolically teabagging whoever I use it upon.
And you guys can all <3 yourselfs if you respectfully disagree with me.
<3,
~Steve
Did I just write “yourselfs” instead of “yourselves”? Someone punch me.
Indeed. I <3 you all over, Steve.
LOL INTERNETS
http://www.livejournal.com/users/jeffreyatw/154605.html
Oh, right.
I think I’ll keep my Genmay fads on there, seeing as they’re ALL cliches.
“teh” is my single biggest net annoyance
why do you care so much? isn’t that self-defeating
Because he has nothing better to do.
Because I have nothing else to do, and because I like making fun of people who are easily insulted.
how can you make fun of them when they never read your posts? or do you befriend people to belittle them? that would make sense then.
It’s both for people to laugh at themselves (because I’m not really being totally serious) and for people who have noticed a rise of these common phrases to smile and agree. 😛
Dogtato makes me happy and smile.
especially the wagging, leafy tail. that’s what really gets to me. -_-
You’ve got to do one for “pwn”. That’s getting on my nerves.
OMG, PWNED!!!
lol you so siao lah
I happen to know a forum/chat where almost every of these things are mentioned.
“Teh”, “PWN”, “XD”, “<3", etc. As far as repeated Ts and a Z before "OMG" I haven't seen those. I have seen "T_T" and "OMG" though.
In fact, I use these, when being humorus on that forum, while still knowing normal english. Let’s face it. It’s teh pwn, OMG XD
…okay. Maybe it’s funny to them. I don’t find humor, but the forum is full of kids, and they get humor out of it. >_> I *DO* get extensive use out of the “XD” smiley, however. (Namely in chat.)
So one could say I am a multi-linguist on the internet, being versed in english, leet-speak, n00b-speak (partial leet), AOLer, net lingo, and partially versed in slang. The proof being me in chat and me when posting.
what does xD mean anyway?