So fake tans have been all the rage for a while but I’m starting to see a new trend: FAKE fake tans. Where the person is so Oompa-Loompa that they look like they’ve come off of a rotisserie. Not just on those crazy New Jersey guys, but on girls, too.
I just want to ask before the craze gets even crazier: does anyone find that even remotely attractive or interesting? I personally would have trouble having anything to do with anyone like that, even (especially?) for casual dating. But I mean, there has to be SOME logical reason behind the action and attraction. Anyone?
Is there any logical reason behind getting a horrible face-lift and looking like a lizard-person?
So you can be attractive to other lizard-people. I’m starting to get it. Should I be expecting LoompaCon 2008?
Special Guest: Hulk Hogan
…Where are you seeing this trend? If it’s irl and nearby, I think that it’s possible Seattlites are so far removed from the sun, they aren’t sure what a natural tan looks like.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/
And as friends on some of my more remote friends’ Facebook profiles.
Oh lord I wish I hadn’t asked…
I am sorry to have done this to you!!!
No. You like my pain, don’t you.
that shit’s not jersey. the interwebs told me it was germany.
Either way! Gotta be some explanation behind it.
And it’s here too. Facebook friends-of-friends and the like.
I’ve never seen anything like that IRL!
Because everyone knows how nightclub-crazy David McGuire is!
(I am bluffing)
How can you tell how bad their fake tans are if it’s at night?
The girl in the blue dress is INCREDIBLY hot
Ganguro? hoh hoh
D…dang
delicious ganguro
DDDDDD DANG
the girl on the left looks like a man.. I mean large forehead with frontal bossing, mild underbite… shit dats a man
MY THOUGHTS exactly
But my question still stands!!!
aren’t those just burns?
Exactly what I was thinking: Ganguro
fake tans (or tans in general) for some reason aren’t attractive for me at all. I prefer white, pale girls because, well, i dont know. Everyone has weird attractions, and theres nothing wrong or crazy about it. You just gotta find yourself a ganguro girl.
No. Definitely not attractive. Maybe interesting just because it’s “different” but not attractive.
I actually saw a ganguro woman when I was in Japan… It was the first time I ever saw anyone with fake tan, and I thought it was weird so I turn the other direction and walk away from her. o_o