I just said to my new boss-type guy, Dave, that my next movie, “The Glomp,” will be finished by Monday morning.
Guess I’ll be up all weekend! But expect to see it then!
edit: It is a beautiful day and I finally found somewhere to lounge around outside – the Stevenson Coffee House! Because it has wifi, it has tables, and it has a lot of shade from these beautiful trees. Also everyone sitting around me is a total nerd, talking about complementizers and what “monkey” is in Indonesian. Ah, bliss! Porter’s got a lot of nice places to sit but barely any shade, and everyone’s there in almost no clothes talking about how many people they made out with. Who’d want to be a part of THAT?
edit: But everyone around me is smoking which I’m okay with because they asked, but then smoke started blowing into my face but since I already said it’s okay I think it’d be weird now to move or say I wasn’t okay. 😐 Oh well!
edit: haha one of the smokers just accidentally dropped their cigarette onto the tanbark and almost started a small fire.
well as long as they are female and not obese it wouldnt be bad i suppose
Yeah they are female and slim and I was sort of joking.
and how totally drunk they were this weekend?
Yeah and there must have been like five guys in that room with me and I don’t remember what was going on but I have this huge bump on my head and fuckin’ I must have like had an entire bottle of that shit you know? Seriously like Bret was there and he was totally like trying to get into Jenny’s pants and fuckin’ I was like WHAT YOU SLUT and I don’t know I think she left or something! but you know I was soooooooooooooooooo drunk and this dude was fuckin’ like hey girl check out my nugz and I was hell yeah and
have i told you lately that you’re on my top-ten list of most awesome people in the world? yeah, you are. very much so.
That’s actually from BUS but you might have known that
yes, i did.
out of curiosity, how many conversations did you hear that were very similar to that?
You mean how many do I usually hear? I’d say one every four bus rides and maybe the same ratio every time I walk through the Porter quad.
why must you hate smokers ;.;
I don’t hate smokers, I just don’t smoke.
as a porter kid, and referencing sitting around in my bikini talking about everyone i’ve made out with… lemme just say, im not a big fan of making out with smokers. i can’t recall ever doing so.
The second edit was pertaining to people at Stevenson.
i know. but people at porter smoke too.
aw, looks like you deleted the one about me being a whore. how sweet.
It was one of my sociopath IRC friends being a dickhole.
The squirrels in the park think I’m right! We will have our day!