Whoever loves this time of year should be removed from existence. Sun, blooming flowers, green grass, and all of the other hellish attributes of Spring have sent me into the lowest period of my entire life, as my sinuses swell to astronomical proportions and cause a world of pain for my entire face. Why must this happen? Please, bring Summer ASAP.
Thank goodness for antihistamines and mid-day showers, though. I no longer feel as if I am in Hell; perhaps I am somewhere lingering between that place and Limbo.