Month: March 2006

I’m at the Metreon. beatmania has been released and it’s on display on the big ol’ screen in the Playstation Store. But the people working there are being big buttholes and not letting people try the product they’re featuring, while there are so many other screens in the store where people can play other games,… Continue reading Metreon

Hi guys I am in my car in San Francisco and you know what that means – I am STEALING the INTERNET! oh shit i hear sirens gotta go seeya edit whew they weren’t after me. Anyway, I woke up this morning by a phone call from the Princeton Review, to which I applied for… Continue reading Wardriving!

Went on a hike with my mom a few days ago and I took some pictures.

JARLSBERG SWISS AND TRISCUIT, the all-purpose meal of champions.

My cat just walked onto my keyboard and F5’d my Internet. Now I see the Internet in cat-vision.

These lyrics were written entirely by me, without any inspiration from any comics on the internet. Salty Kong by Jeffrey Faden WHEN MAKE FINT by Jeffrey Faden Leghole Straws by Jeffrey Faden

BLAH BLAH BLAH, ARE YOU READING ACHEWOOD BECAUSE YOU SHOULD? WHO DOESN’T LOVE THE “OUT OF DOORS BATTLE?” I MEAN COME ON!!! DO YOU NOT LOVE IT? WOW SO EXTREME EVERYTHING’S SO COOL! ACHEWOOD! CATS!!! YOU SHOULD BE READING IT!!! Is there some sort of Achewood affiliate program I’m not aware of? You should all… Continue reading ACHEWOOD SUCKS

Today: Going on hike with mom. Not much in the evening. Monday: Lunch with Hannah in Berkeley maybe! Maybe maaayyybe seeing Lily’s show at Slim’s in the evening, but it’s sold out, and I’m not too special. Tuesday: NOTHING! This space for rent, starting at $0. Wednesday: Something really important, but it’s in an alternate… Continue reading Plans for upcoming week

KEIRA Keira Knightley is 21 today! LET’S GET WASTED! (That was a request aimed toward Keira, not a general suggestion. Hi Keira, let’s get wasted.)

I am typing from what might be seen as the Vallejo version of Caffe Pergolesi – a hip, well-lit place to down a cup o’ chai and tap away on the free wifi as if you’ve got something important to do. Does anyone remember the book/movie Matilda, and the scene where the boy has to… Continue reading Oh, HEllo!