IM REALLY MAD

HEY EVERYONE YOU’RE ALL TALKING ABOUT THE NINTENDO REVOLUTION CONTROLLER WELL GUESS WHAT I THOUGHT I’D INFORM YOU THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE NINTENDO REVOLUTION CONTROLLER!!!!
OBVIOUSLY WHEN EVERYONE STARTS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING IT’S OLD NEWS AND I GET REALLY MAD BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL SO UNORIGINAL IN TALKING ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS! GOD IT GETS ME SO STEAMED TO THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT A POPULAR ELECTRONIC ITEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME AND I’M BEING FACED WITH IT!!!!!!
SO YOU KNOW WHAT??? YOU CAN TAKE YOUR NINTENDO REVOLUTION CONTROLLER AND STOP TALKING ABOUT IT BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON I REALLY CARE VERY DEEPLY ABOUT WHAT IS ON MY FRIENDS PAGE AND WHAT ISN’T!!! THIS IS A VERY SENSITIVE ISSUE AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE CONTROLLER AT ALL BECAUSE I DON’T CARE (EVEN THOUGH IT’S GOT AN INTERESTING DESIGN THAT IS WORTH DEBATING (BUT NOT ON MY FRIENDS PAGE!!!!))
YOU HEAR ME???? I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE NINTENDO REVOLUTION CONTROLLER AT ALL!!! NOPE I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO MENTION IT! STOP TALKING ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS AND GO TALK ABOUT NOSTALGIA INSTEAD SINCE THAT IS SO MUCH MORE TOPICAL AND INTERESTING!!!!!
HA HA DOES ANYONE REMEMBER BEANIE BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!