Lolicon + Futanari = Yaoi
Has anyone noticed that bank account scam emails have gotten shorter and shorter? It used to be like,
“Dear Honorable Sir JEFFREY FADEN, Esq.,
[insert 5 paragraphs here jam-packed with courtesy and serious business]
$6 MILLION DOLLARS USD CASH $$$
[5 more paragraphs of being really kind and shit]
Completely Serious Name, Ngudukubuntulinux, Africa.”
Now it’s just like “HELLO SIR I HAVE $6 MILLION DO YOU WANT SOME? GIVE ME YOUR BANK ACCOUNT THANKS”
Some people just have no manners.
FYI, I got that humor test 11 times on my friends page after I posted it. :P
EDITSAUCE: GEEZ GUYS IT’S NOT LIKE I’M TAKING CREDIT FOR IT GEEZ
I’ve owned an iPod for almost a year now, and my warranty’s about to expire. I didn’t buy AppleCare back when I registered it, but since then I have sent it back for a replacement since the hard drive stopped working… shipping cost $30 since I didn’t have AppleCare, which costs $60, so it was a good deal.
Now – I’m not 100% pleased with my iPod. It does what I want it to do and its playlist management is astounding, but that’s all iTunes features – I’d really rather have an MP3 player like a Zen or whatever… egh, I don’t know though. I’m not sure whether it’s worth $60 to extend my warranty (for only a year), or just keep the iPod until it breaks and then get a new MP3 player, for something like $300. I can’t be sure how long my iPod is going to last (and given what people have said about its battery, it just might not last that long).
I’m leaning towards spending the $60 and guaranteeing its life for at least another year, and then much later decide what I’ll do… do you, faithful readers, have any other insight?
edit: Bought the protection plan for $47. Hooray student discount.
Everyone. My workplace. Monday. 3:52PM EXACTLY. Be there. We’re going to further the corporate machine 200 times harder than ever before.
Mario without ANYTHING. All you can do is walk around a flat level until you run out of time and die.
Oh man, why have I never heard of Sudoku before. Best puzzle ever. Really addictive.
(also, I suck at it.)
I haven’t thrown up in over ten years!
Also, Canada legalized gay marriage again or something. Or maybe this time it’s really, really, really, really, really, REALLY final.