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HEY I WAS LIVING IN PORTER COLLEGE AND MAN THIS GUY CAME AND WE TOTALLY HAD UNPROTECTED MONKEY SEX WHILE STICKING HEROIN NEEDLES IN OUR EYES. MAN WE WERE SO STONED AND DRUNK AND UNDERAGE, TOO. THEN I PISSED IN THE KOI POND WHILE HANDING KEGS FULL OF JACK DANIELS TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILDREN.
I’m sure glad no one who works for UCSC reads this journal!

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  1. It’s funny. I wish I went to a school that rediculous, just so I could do exactly what you are doing. School censorship pisses me off so much already I was planning on giving a presentation to the Board of Education (since the petition I drafted opposing it was wildly popular) about how they need to improve their filtering.
    They actually just unblocked LJ at our school (I’m not sure if it was intentional or not), but I just made a startling connection. What if they are trying to get us to incriminate ourselves??
    Or that BS when you got kicked out of that class.
    And you totally edited the post from when I first read it to when I posted this comment.

    1. Or that BS when you got kicked out of that class.
      Totally. I mentioned that in the community’s post. Thinking about people here getting punished for doing something illegal makes me even madder about getting punished for an OPINION on the INTERNET.
      And you totally edited the post from when I first read it to when I posted this comment.
      The details are unveiling as we speak!

  2. what makes me wonder, is if they are monitoring it, who else is? That, and is any of our money that goes to tuition going into this censorship? (i.e. paying people to read posts all day) and also, how do they consider it a viable source?
    ugh.

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