Fight the power.

If I ever become the owner of an establishment with a parking lot, I will make sure there are no handicapped spots! Those pedestrially disabled bastards have left vacant the most easily accessible and aesthetically pleasing spots for too long! I demand retribution!

5 comments

  1. Oh come on Jeff. You know when you see that huge van pull up right in front of the supermarket with the pneumatic lift on the side, you’re about to get a free show.
    Freaks make us feel better about ourselves in comparison.

  2. I like it! I’ll buy whatever it is you’re selling!
    >.>
    <.<
    >.>
    …unless it’s icky…
    true though, I very rarely see anybody in the handicapped spots, but maybe they just wait for me to go away, to keep it all secret from me…

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