Goat Day

It obviously isn’t as important as Pants Day, but today was Goat Day. An innocent bystander (me) said “too bad this happens like every day at Drake.”

The festivities were as follows, in Mr. Gustin’s math room at lunch:
First, Tyler (Chex-Mixer) put up a big gay flag with a rainbow and the word “PACE” on it on the whiteboard.
Chip, some Jewish communist with mutton chops, came in with a holy scroll of Goat Day and a poster with a goat symbol surrounded by two hammer-and-sickle symbols, and put up some posters with a Furby on them reading “Rule with an IRON FIST.”
Tiya, who drew some Midgard fanart, brought in a few bags of fun-size chocolate bars and Hansen’s Cherry Vanilla Creme Soda.
We gave a giant toast to a bunch of crap (including toast), and then we threw the chocolate bars all over the place. Nerds were sprawled all around the floor, it was amazing. And then we ripped up the goat flag, as per tradition. Chip read some awful passages from the holy scroll thing.

…More later. Or not.

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