I took the meme again because Ruji changed the answers.
From here
| × I would fail a drug test right now. | ✓ I know a sociopath. | ✓ I have cheated on a test. |
| × I have cheated on a person I was dating. | × I have had rape fantasies. | × I’ve coerced someone into having sex after they said no. |
| ✓ I masturbate daily. | × I like to get revenge. | × I stayed in a bad relationship because I didn’t think I could do better. |
| × I’ve pretended not to know stuff I learned from stalking a person online. | × I often watch the Disney channel and enjoy it. | × I am attracted to facial hair. |
| ✓ I have played innocent board games as drinking games. | ✓ There is someone I would tell anything to. | × Sometimes I hate myself for liking Bright Eyes. |
| × I’m really into yellow. | × I hate a part of my body. | × I like to fill out self-indulgent surveys like this one. |
| ✓ I would have sex with my father if it guaranteed world peace for 10 years. | × I often zone out while people are talking to me. | ✓ I love chocolate. |
| × I’m afraid I’ll be single for the rest of my life. | × Other people talk too much. | ✓ I love drug stores. |
| ✓ I’ve had a lucid dream. | ✓ I’ve been in more than three serious relationships. (Serious, but not really long-term…) | ✓ I have avoided someone instead of telling them directly to leave me alone. |
| × I’ve punched someone in the face. | × I’ve been suspended or expelled from school. | × I usually give money to panhandlers. |
| ✓ I have shoplifted. (A 25 cent piece of chocolate.) | × I get chummy with my teachers/professors. | × I’ve had a friend with benefits. |
| × I like psychedelic drugs. | × I’ve had sex with someone to boost my self-esteem. | × I have been called a poser. |
| × I have gone down on someone of the same sex. | ✓ I have purposefully not returned phone calls. | × Someone has cheated on me. |
| × I have had a one-night stand in the past six months. | × I frequently edit my LiveJournal (or other blog) posts. | × Period blood has soaked through to the seat of my pants. |
| ✓ I have an iPod. | ✓ I have been called lazy. | ✓ I eat when I’m bored. |
| × I currently hate/strongly dislike someone. | × I’m particularly attracted to chubby people. | × I love to discuss politics. |
| × I have eaten dog food before. | ✓ I would date myself if I were someone else. | × I would love to have sex in a hospital. |
| × I have been to a funeral. | × I always make the first move. | × I check MySpace way too much. |
| × I have been tested for sexually transmitted infections. | × I only smoke when I’m drunk. | × A friend has made a move on my significant other or crush in the past. |
| × I have a lot to say about any topic. | × Math or science is my favorite subject in school. | ✓ I enjoy some hip-hop music. |
| × I firmly believe in God. | × I have a love/hate relationship with myself. | × I played sex games when I was a kid. |
| ✓ I eat meat. | × I have slept with an ex. | × I cried in the last week. |
| × I’m obsessed with girls. | ✓ I think assisted suicide should be legal. | × I’ve played on a sports team. |
| × I shave places other than my face. | × I like wearing clothes designed for the opposite sex. | × I go for younger guys/girls, not older. |
| × I like to cuddle with my friends. | × I have failed a class. (Withdrew before failing) | × I love to receive flowers. |
| × I believe in soulmates. | × I love to write. | ✓ I’ve been told I’m good in bed. |
| × I wouldn’t mind being a hermit on a desert island for a few years. | ✓ I want to be famous. | ✓ I love the beach. |
| × My hair is an unnatural color. | × I wish I could be young forever. | × I am afraid to die. |
| × There is a picture of my significant other on display in my home. | × Nude photographs of me exist. | × I am jealous of a friend. |
| × I read a lot of poetry. | × I have had a serious physical illness. | × I have been unintentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
| × I have never been in love. | × I adore dark colours. | × I have a ritual that I do when alone. |
| × I love to dance. | × I have lied to impress a crush. | × I watch anime. |
| × I have dated someone I thought was ugly. | × I would drop dead if certain people read my journal. | ✓ I have read someone else’s journal without permission. |
| × I often get the short end of the stick because I’m such a pushover. | × Hearing about other people’s problems makes me feel better. | × I feel lost without my cell phone. |
| ✓ I have overdrawn money from my bank account. | ✓ I find being pissed off extremely satisfying. | ✓ I have been dumpster diving. |
| × I always have a BFF. | × I snowboard. | ✓ I love random humor. |
| ✓ I hate most parties. | × I have slept with one or more of my friends, not counting exes. | × I have a loud, jolly laugh. |
| ✓ A Vienna sausage sounds really appealing right now. | ✓ I’ve made out with someone who had bad breath, and I didn’t tell them. | × Sweat can be attractive. |
| × I hate my hair. | × I have no qualms about people seeing me naked. | ✓ I have arranged an in-person meeting with someone from the internet before. |
| × I have been in a long-distance relationship. | × I am afraid of clowns. | ✓ I love roller coasters. |
| ✓ I like cats more than dogs. | × I like to sit outside when I eat at restaurants. | × I have a crush on someone who doesn’t know. |
| × Nobody has ever said I’m weird. | × Nothing really ties me to the place I’m living right now. | × I plan/hope to get married in the next five years. |
| × I like the way women look in corsets. | × A lot of my clothes are from expensive stores. | × I have stolen something from a friend in the past year. |
| × I like to talk while having sex. | × I laugh at inappropriate times, especially during awkward silences. | × I believe in astrology. |
| ✓ I can’t stand being tied down to someone. | × I hate sharing a bedroom. | ✓ I want to be more in shape. |
| × I talk to my parents almost every day. | × Achievement in a certain field is the strongest driving force in my life. | × I have burned my own art or writing. |
| × I know a martial art. | ✓ I could financially support myself now if I wanted to, or I already am. | × I feel weird if I don’t do anything fun on a weekend. |
| × I am a Renaissance person –good at a lot of different things. | × I am ignorant of other cultures. | ✓ I wish the end of the world would hurry up. |
| × Sharing hobbies with a person I date is SUPER important to me. | × I like superheroes. | × I am nocturnal. |
| ✓ I save my online chats and read them later. | × I try to shower daily, but sometimes I skip. (If I uncheck this does it mean I don’t shower daily because I do) | × I have engaged in self-mutilation. |
| ✓ I have good gaydar. | × I think it would be fun to write up a survey like this one. | × I have been diagnosed with a mental illness. |
| ✓ I have an account on a dating site. | × I browse the Craigslist missed connections section in hopes of finding a description of myself. | × I like to be taken care of. |
| ✓ I tend to exaggerate for dramatic effect when I’m telling a story. | × I believe a lot of my emotions can be attributed to a chemical imbalance. | × I act really, really stupid when I’m drunk. |
| ✓ I have wet my pants after the age of ten. | × If it was free, I would get a private detective to spy on someone for me. | × I stand close to people when I speak to them. |
| × I wish I had more cool friends. | × I dislike candy. | ✓ I have seen every episode of every season of a show. |
| × I usually wear a fragrance. | × Most people bore me to death. | ✓ I wake up extra early just so I can press the snooze button. |
| × I could see myself in a polyamorous arrangement. | ✓ I hand wrote some or all of the HTML tags in this document. | × I’ve been arrested. |
| ✓ I have plans to do something social tonight. | × I have played in a band. | ✓ I think the person who wrote this survey has too much spare time. |
| × I am really interested in paradoxes. | × I have considered filing or have filed a restraining order. | × I compulsively crack my knuckles. |
| × I have written a poem for someone. | ✓ I hate pubic hair. | × I was or am popular in high school. |
| × I’m really gullible. | ✓ I love to read comics. | × I cut my own hair. |
| ✓ I have made my own film. | ✓ I know a programming language. | × I think that carrying an unborn child would be exhilarating and wonderful. |
| × I like sex better when it’s not in the context of a relationship. | × I’ve been sent to the hospital for an overdose. | × I use the word beautiful liberally. |
| × I have swallowed semen. | ✓ I was raised in a religious household. | × I prefer to date people who are smarter than me. |
| × If someone I was on a date with farted loud enough for the whole restaurant to hear, I would probably not ask that person out again. | × I love science fiction. | × I have stayed awake for 36 hours or longer. |
| × I feel guilty for some of my thoughts. | × I would rather be a bird. | ✓ I have taken an IQ test. |
| × I have masturbated in a public vehicle such as a bus or airplane. | ✓ I am registered to vote. | × I am not really in touch with current events. |
| ✓ I would be miserable without my car. | × I think vampirism is hot. | × I have pretended to be insane or retarded in public. |
| × I have gotten high from drinking cough syrup. | ✓ My life is awesome right now. | ✓ I could be celibate and happy for the rest of my life. |
| ✓ I listen to songs over and over again. | × I’m really into my bicycle. | ✓ I would rather live in a cold climate than a warm one. |
| ✓ I have posted something on LiveJournal specifically to piss off someone who read it. | × I use alcohol as social lubricant. | × I am attracted to awkward people. |
Yay!!!
this one is way better, but i can’t take it :O ugh
http://www.geocities.com/toiletresin/meme.html
i know where it is, that’s not what i mean