Yay: Next quarter I’m-a be secretary of the Porter Senate! I won the election! Hell, I won so hard, no one even ran against me!
Nay: I went to Late Night and they had these awful “hamburger pizza” things. But they said the patties were vegan, so I obliged. I’m burping up a storm here and my stomach feels like hell, so it probably wasn’t vegan. That’s really shitty on the dining hall’s part.