There are NO EXCEPTIONS to this one, not at ALL. NONE.
If you have ever roleplayed on a non-RP forum, using lines such as:
*pokes [someone] with [something] of [antonym of “life”]*
*runs*
*is a fucking retard*
Yes, this IS called roleplaying, and yes, you ARE a total LOSER and should LEAVE THE INTERNET FOREVER.
FOREVER, COMPLETELY.
*pokes jeff with a penis of pure love*
*runs*
*is totally awesome*
NO EXCEPTIONS
NO EXCEPTICONS!
Shit.. goodbye intornet =(
*dies*
What if it was on IRC, and the syntax resembled *slaps [someone] with a/an [adjective] trout.?
I said forums not IRC!
Goes for IRC as well too, though.
i use *verbs* all the time. does that ban me?
and /me in AiM, where no one gets it.
NO EXCEPTIONS!
but aim chat is ok
which, in itself, is an exception
*head explodes… of doom!*
/me pokes Jeffrey’s exploded head
Jeffrey’s head explodes some more
/me runs.
Is LJ a forum?
Yeah, I’d say it is. It’s a lot like a giant forum, with communities open to anyone posting, and private forums for individual use, and replies.
So yeah, none of that here! >:O
I see doom often, in addition to the antonym of life.
Well yeah, that’s what I mean. Doom’s sort of an antonym of life. More impending, but…
…I’m stopping myself because I was going to get philisophical.
You ruin all my fun.
THANK YOU.
*thinks that Jeffrey’s stupid preaching got old a really long time ago and no longer discerns any humor or insight from it*
*thinks Jeffrey’s rottel-the-Mercury Beatmania icon is annoying*
I’m sorry if you don’t find it funny… not everyone can relate to everything. Needless to say, I’m not being serious.
I’m surprised and elated that you didn’t respond to that in an internet-y way.
I still think you need to work on a new act, or at least get a little more pang in these posts. It wasn’t searing enough to incite funny-ness like they used to be.
I think I would probably go about this one with something like: “Look, we know you’re not actually hugging me, asshole, and if you were, you’d most likely have a restraining order on your ass sooner than you could type *gives puppy dog eyes.*”
But that’s just me 😉
Oh, when I actually talk to these people I try to act as serious as possible. It’s really great.
This one guy was saying how my r-t-M icon was giving him epilepsy, and then I got really serious and told him that people don’t GET epilepsy, and it’s not a laughing matter. And he was really apologetic. 😛
Also, I don’t put any effort into the e-zone!
IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?
No, I was being bitter. ^_^
No no, he’s talking about my quite serious take on the state of the English language on the Internet. This is not fun and games, this is a crusade!
This is a crusade!
No, I mean like, was Jeffrey trying to be funny? Because I don’t interpret these as funny at all.
Yes, he is.
Right, but do you interpret them as worthwhile at all?
I think you’ll change the world.
Did you know I bought a gumball today *runs*
wow
oh man, i love you so much it hurts. >_<
what about justice
*pokes Jeff with sword of justice*
“JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!”
-Arthur
UPON PENTALTY OF DEATH