I'm really annoying

Jeffrey: Hey, I was just surfing the internet, and I got to thinking
*four hours later*
James: ?
Jeffrey: What?
Jeffrey: so I was just surfing the inter-net and I got to thinking
Conrad: ?
Jeffrey: What?
Conrad: got to thinking what?
Jeffrey: I dunno, stuff
Conrad: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=193
Conrad: im buying this
Jeffrey: Oh
Jeffrey: Hey, I was just surfing the internet, and I got to thinking
Brad: About what?
Jeffrey: I dunno, stuff
Brad: That’s odd. Normally the internet does the opposite to me.
Brad: What exactly was it that got you thinking?
Jeffrey: I don’t know, surfin the internet is hard work
Brad: It’s easier than going to the Library.
Brad: At least HERE it is.
Jeffrey: So I was just surfing the inter-net, and I got to thinking
Almasy: ?
Jeffrey: What?
Almasy: You started talking to me.
Almasy: Nevermind, I guess.
Jeffrey: Well I said it.
Jeffrey: Surfing the inter-net’s hard work.
Almasy: That’s fantastic.
Almasy: Bye.
Jeffrey: Bye.
Jeffrey: Hey, I was just surfing the internet, and I got to thinking
Soliloquial: ?
Jeffrey: What?
Soliloquial: Jeffrey: Hey, I was just surfing the internet, and I got to thinking
Jeffrey: Yeah I said that.
Soliloquial: I’m responding to your statement
Jeffrey: Oh, okay
Soliloquial: So what were you gonna say?
Jeffrey: I said it
Jeffrey: You just repeated it.
Soliloquial: Okay, when you said you were surfing the internet and you got to thinking, I was assuming you were going to finish that statement with something, so while I was waiting for you to do so, I said “?”. So… what is going on now?
Jeffrey: I don’t know I’m just relaxin now
Jeffrey: Surfing the internet is hard work
Soliloquial: *holds his forehead* This makes no sense why people do this
Soliloquial: A person IM’s me with “Hi.” I say Hi back and they’re like.. ?, then I say, you said Hi, and they’re like.. yeah and? what the shit?
Soliloquial: Is it that hard to make coherent thought as to why I respond the way I did or at least know what prompted them to answer me in the first place?
Jeffrey: So people find it weird when you reply to their greeting?
Soliloquial: No, I’m making an analogy between this IM and that previous one.
Jeffrey: Hey, I was just surfing the internet, and I got to thinking
*half an hour later*
Dan: amazing
DAN WINS!!!

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