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A backup of my site was found by OktaGone! Accounting for their current speed in assisting me, they might restore it in, say, a month.
In other news, l33tsysadmin has so very generously set me up with new hosting. So once I get off of OktaGone, he’ll be the new one to host me. So excited!
And now, here’s worthlessness:
(X) I never have been drunk
(X) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend’s car
(X) I never been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(X) I never have been dumped
(X) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(X) I never been in a fist fight
(X) I never had a threesome
(X) I never been snuck out of my parent’s house
(X) I never been tied up (sexually)
(_) I never been caught masturbating
(X) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never been arrested
(X) I never made out with a stranger
(X) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated new years in time square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(X) I never lied to a friend
(X) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in new orleans
(_) I never been to Europe
(X) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I’ve never been married
(X) I’ve never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on a significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never fell through a plate glass window
(X) I never did like that dog
(X) I never said that I was a “nice” girl
(_) I never downloaded pornography online
(X) I never changed a dirty diaper
(X) I never had an obsessive interest in someone that might be described as “stalking”
(_) I never took cookies from the cookie jar.
Wow, can someone say “pure”? I put in so many X’s… and took out, like, one.