I’m really open to new ideas. I mean, seriously. I signed up for updates and news about a Christian group on campus, and I’m non-religious, not to mention from Jewish heritage. But this girl just passed by my open door and tried selling me a subscription to a Marxist campus newsletter, and as I took a quick flip through a sample paper, someone came up behind her and told her it was against policy to solicit anything in the halls. I mean, communism is great in theory and stuff, but heh… owned like whut.