James:Your mom was pretty good for her first time.
James: Your MOM.
OWNED FURTHER. — Thanks soy for STEALING MY IDEA BLARGH HEHA!
Okay so Hannah called me up and said she wanted to go to the arcade to play that damn dancing game, and then Bryan IMed me up and told me that he wanted to go to the arcade to play that damn dancing game, then I told James to stop filming Omid and to go to the arcade to play that damn dancing game, when Conrad (-o +u, -n +m, -d +g) all talked to me and was like don’t let Bryan tell me to not take me so I can take you to Sophie who said she wanted to go to the arcade to play that damn dancing game, so I was all like driving to Fairfax (after eating PORK) to pick up C__ra_ and then get Bryan on the top of his hill and then drive 500 miles and 500 more to get Sophie and we were all driving and listening to Jewish techno when we arrived at the arcade and saw James wearing a stupid preppy plaid button-down shirt which I told him to wear and was also stupid and he was playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2 and then I danced to Dynamite Rave with kneedrops and acting insane while we sang along to Petit Love and told Hannah’s mom how to play and then taught some other people and then I completely lost at Bust-a-Move when I went across the street for some Vanilla Coke and then drove away leaving Bryan and James behind and accidentally leaving Sophie’s sweatshirt on the car so it fell off and we drove around the block and then went to Fairfax where we filled up on water and carried a bag around offering it to “burned out” hippies and then wanted some ice cream but saw that there was nothing open so we went to Albertson’s and got some ice cream pops and then dropped Sophie and Birdie off and made Bryan walk up his hill although not really while I drove James to his house at 88 MPH down the freeway listening to the Snatch soundtrack as I drove back home and arrived just in time to be legal because it was 11:59 and then I tried out a blacklight I bought which was really just a darkly tinted bulb and then I took this picture and wrote a blog.