Unlike many of you, I have a mom and a dad. What’s more, they use technology! Recently they’ve been putting videos online for one reason or another, so here are some links; take them as you will.
First off, my mom totally vlogs about the Departed! Shame on those mean commenters though.
Then my dad is interviewed about his work on Solaris Trusted Extensions! How fancy.
So there they are. Can’t you just TASTE the resemblance?
Your mom made an internet video about penises.
That’s awesome.
!!!WHAT!!! Two parents?? And they’re using TECHNOLOGY?!! aaaahh heretics!!