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Unleash the power of the Gods and embark on a merciless quest as Kratos, an ex-Spartan warrior driven to destroy Ares, the God of War. Armed with lethal double chainblades, Kratos must carve through mythology’s darkest creatures including Medusa, Cyclops, the Hydra and more, while solving intricate puzzles in breathtaking environments. Driven by pure revenge, nothing can stop Kratos from achieving absolution.
Along the way, the duo pick up golden clams that they can redeem for items, including passes to secret bonus levels. To get these clams and clear the various levels, SpongeBob and Patrick will team up to defeat jellyfish, gigantic clams and other sea life that stands in your way.
It would be funny if the world wouldn’t be a better place if that game actually existed.