Old emails

Damn I have used my LJ in the past month more than I have all last year. I guess I’m REALLY BORED.
So bored, in fact, that I will now share with you some ancient emails that are sitting in my Hotmail folders, titled "Important Stuff", "Cool Stuff", and "Family and Friends". I made these folders in 1996 and they have accumulated some real gems over time. Looking through them, I always wonder what these people were replying to or what I sent back to them, but alas, Hotmail didn’t save sent emails back then.
I’ve removed some last names and email addresses. If you find an email of yours in this post and you want it removed, well, I’m flabbergasted and astounded that you actually found and recognized it, and sure whatever I guess I’ll take it down.

Re: PenPalz

Meredith A.

11/04/97
I just turned 16 on October 21. I also have a webpage it sucks though.
http://members.wbs.net/homepages/x/c/y/xcyting.html I wish I could say I
lived in California. To bad I live in Iowa. It’s kind of boring here but
I don’t think I could live anywhere else right now. Um. I can’t get on
the Internet a lot. I’m somewhat suspended from it. I got a C in Western
Civ. so my parents won’t let me on till it’s an A. To bad they work all
day. 🙂 I get on after school most days but sometimes I don’t have time.
-Meredith

miller creek

Scott T S Trimble

2/10/98
I just ran across the webpage that you two and your friends put together
for Miller Creek School. I graduated from Miller Creek in 1991 and am
currently going to U.C. Berkeley.
I am just curious if you guys still do the “What’s Up Broadcasting” and
“Options” cable-access TV shows. If so, does Marilyn Goudeau still teach
those classes? Somebody else now? When are they on TV? Just wondering….
Thanks,
STST

Dear Jeffrey

Zack

4/20/98
Dear Jeffrey,
How are you? Do you like comics? Marvel? Do you still like the same
music? I am 2 thirds of the way through school and I just finished my
Easter holiday(,unfortunately). You can E-mail me at zack@xxx
. Do you have a game called Daggerfall? If not, you should get it,
especialy if you like Role Playing Games. Anyway, that’s all for now.
Please write soon
Zack

Hello

Andrew G.

8/08/98
Dear Jeff,
How is your summer going??? I have not emailed you yet…(internet
problems etc.) so…whazzup? I have attached a few roms. E-mail me
back… As for my summer, well, since camp I have litterally done
nothing at all!!! Well, “write” you later.
Andrew
PS. Im not sure if youre going to get this message…email problems.
PPS: I am AKA Barry Laken. I like going around the country taping
people having sexxxx, and working out.
PPPS: Im sorry. This is my brothers computer, so i cannot find the roms
on his hard drive. Next time i email you, ill send the roms.
PPPPS: I go now…ill send the message, then get off the computer.
PPPPPS: Yes.
PPPPPPS: That is what ill do.
PPPPPPPS: see you later.

Your Page

Mr. Critter

9/13/98
Your page has been honored with CRITTER’S H.P.O.W.
You can get your award at
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Thanks and Welcome to Critter’s H.P.O.W.

HELLO

Yaelle S.

11/18/98
Dear Jeffrey,
Have you recieved my other letter? We havn’t talked since our
date. I’m not even sure if you had a good time. I did. This is
going to be my last letter until you write back because you probably
don’t like me to keep writing. I like you, even though we don’t know
each other well. I’m going to change that by telling you about me.
Then you can tell me about you. I like tennis, gymnastics, swimming,
biking, hikes, etc.. I’m also a vegetarian. I’m very active (but i
was really shy with you) and like PARTIES. If you don’t like me, we
could be friends.
-Yaelle
P.S.- I went your web page and saw that picture. I think you are
very cute.
PPS- I like how i could be honest with you on email because it would
be hard to say these things to you face to face

Re: Hi…(chavarainivarech!)

12/11/98
sup jef! You have indeed reached the mailbox of dr.feelgood and the dr. is
in! nice to hear from you. Did you hear? They canceled the camp swig campus
so i guess that means i have to go to YOUR camp instead. Im going for 4 weex
this time. reply! IM me! go for 4 weex! laters!

Guess Who (An old friend) Im sorry i missed the event

12/26/98
Hey jeffrey, Congrats on you barmitzvah
Im looking forward to you coming to mine
And I promise you a dance if you want one.
I am totally sorry i couldn’t come, but one of my friends had his on the same
day, and I wanted to be with people I knew (os should i say More people i
knew)
Do you know who I am???
Huh??
well if you dont know,
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If you are reading this, You missed it! LOL

[Fwd: This is an animated graphic… just for FUN!]]]

Ellen Faden

5/02/99
Subject: This is an animated graphic… just for FUN!
DON’T FREAK!… JUST WATCH THIS!!

ta lettre

Mme Erbel (an old French teacher)

7/16/99
Bonjour, bonjour!!!!!
Merci beaucoup pour ta lettre. Ca me donne beaucoup de plaisir. Je suis
tres contente que tu as visite Paris. C’est une ville magnifique!!! Je
l’aime bien aussi mais malheureusement, c’est loin d’ici. Il a fait beau???
beaucoup de soleil??? Qu’est-ce que tu as aime le mieux a Paris? Moi,
j’adore des quais et le Champs Elysees. Mais, c’est tres cher.
Ou es-tu maintenant?? Tu es ici? Qu’est-ce que tu fais maintenant en ete?
Tu veux que l’ecole commence? Ah, le lycee, c’est beaucoup de travail! Moi,
je lis, je tricote (knit) et je travaille dans mon jardin. C’est bien. Je
prefere rester a la maison mais dans un mois (le 23 aout) ca recommence.
C’est triste…
Ton prof, Madame Erbel

Gorgeous!!!

helen faden

8/01/99
I had to let you know how much I love your Hair. Not only the blond
but the cut. You look so handsome, just like your grandpa Carl.
I hope you’re enjoying the summer and keeping happy and busy.
Love you, Grammmaaa

new midi request

Johanne

8/12/99
Hi Jeffrey,
You’ve done a great job on the midi files you’ve created! I was wondering
if you would consider making one of the 98 Degrees’ song, I Do (Cherish
You). Not that I like it personally, but it is the single most requested
midi on the internet right now, and amazingly, there are no 98 Degrees
midis in existence. The first person to do it will make a lot of people
very happy! Whatcha think?? 🙂
Johanne

narf

Nick K.

10/19/99
hey jeff it is I, nick the one you met at al’s party.
WE Gave you a ride home. Well just wanted to say
hi,and ask you if you’ve drank your chocolate
ovaltien. Don’t forget to brush your teeth twice a
day, and to say narf to someone.
sincerely
NIck, the unknown beatle

Re: just a request

John S.

12/19/99
Hey there Jeff,
Thanks for responding to my request. Do you think you can still
sequence the song “Tell Me It’s Real” by Kci and jojo, even though if
some one already sequenced it also. I mean I looked all over the net,
and I still wasn’t able to find it though. You would be the best if you
can sequence the song. If you can’t do that one, can you at least do one
of these other two songs?
1. the bryan mcknight song “back at one”
or 2. the Ja Rule song “How many wanna”. The ja rule song is from the
Light it Up soundtrack, and contains a sample from the theme song of
McGuyver (the first 14 seconds of the song). Well jeff thanks for
responding to my request and I hope to hear from you real soon…
Lates.
John

Email change

Jeffrey Faden

1/25/00
Hello, everyone! Some of you may remember me, some of you may not, but I’m pretty sure you know who I am.
Anyway… I’m just saying that I have changed email from a Hotmail account to this one… if it matters to you.
So my new email is [email protected] . My old one was [email protected] , just if you wanted to know.
So thanks for listening, and I’ll talk to you soon!

Comixeseses

Cedric Henry

10/05/01
Jeffery:
I just read through the Midgard archives. You’re not bad for someone at your age and level of experience, but allow me to give you a few pointers (so to speak).
HTML files: Colors are good for a site layout. Black and white can only be done with an equal amount of one over the other. Tons of one or the other can be particularly annoying, since – and I’m quoting from Bill Watterson here, so listen up – the human eye is drawn to empty white space, so an abundance of it is a BAD thing.
Look at RPG World’s page. Or Cutewendy’s. Or mine, or instance.
Drawing techniques: I suggest you don’t give up on the tablet so easily. Yes: It’s been nine months since I got mine and I’ve only recently started to kick ass with it, but look at some of the more recent acts of JFC-ery. My comic is one hundred percent tablet-drawn, buddy. So is Cutewendy, come to think of it. Think about it.
If you still want to abandon tablet-ing, try this simple technique with Photoshop: After your line art is scanned in, press CTRL-A. Right click on the image and select “Layer Via Cut”. Then go to the “Layers” window, select the layer with your line art on it, and select “Multiply” from the nearby dropdown menu. Create a new layer below it and you will be able to color without fear of damaging your line art.
That’ll at least get SOME use out of your crappy Graphire tablet, you COMMUNIST.
Finally: Your writing is beginning to kick ass. Lose the patronizing attitude when talking to me. Give up all assumptions that you’ll ever make money off of what you do, and admit that you didn’t think that I’d become such a BIG-SHOT COMIC CREATOR. Why, I bet you couldn’t stop rubbing your eyes and going “HUH?!?!!” when I drew that RPG World guest comic. And this is from a guy who used to impersonate Seanbaby FULL-TIME! Suck on THAT, fatty!
Haughtily laughing at you from my kingly pedestal,
Cedric Henry
http://jfc.keenspace.com


There are a few other greats that I haven’t included due to length or because they were by James and I don’t want to embarrass him too much.

1 comment

  1. AHHHHH
    Jeffrey, why didn’t you warn me that by reading your old emails I would be DOWNLOADING THE LATEST VIRUS!
    YOU DID INDEED SCARE ME SINCE NOW I HAVE THE LATEST VIRUS

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