Here was a great April Fool’s idea: I was going to actually kill myself, and have someone pretend to be just good ol’ me on April 1. And then on April 2, I’d be dead for real! Ha ha, fooled you guys!
Here was a great April Fool’s idea: I was going to actually kill myself, and have someone pretend to be just good ol’ me on April 1. And then on April 2, I’d be dead for real! Ha ha, fooled you guys!
Ill be the first one to throw out the old, “Don’t kill yourself Jeff we all love you!”
When I tell people that I wish they wouldn’t kill themselves I always say “if you die i’ll fuck your shit up” and then they don’t.
April fools!
You’re just fooling us by pretending you’re not gonna do it. >:(
DON’T DO THIS JEFF I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A FUNNY IDEA AFTER MY MOM SAID I COULDN’T HAVE THE PIZZA PARTY (THAT SHE PROMISED I COULD HAVE IF I WAS GOOD FOR A WEEK AND I ONLY DID ONE THING WRONG AND THEN SHE HELD IT AGAINST ME!!!!!!) AND NOW I CAN’T EVEN GO TO SLEEP UNLESS SOMEONE WATCHES ME!!!!!!!
The joke would be on me since we never did an insurance policy. No $$$ for me…