No, that’s not true, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. OH MAN I FEEL SO MUCH MORE INVIGORATED INSTANTLY AFTER DRINKING THIS CAN OF COKE. Come on, it’s not THAT much of a boost.
No, that’s not true, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. OH MAN I FEEL SO MUCH MORE INVIGORATED INSTANTLY AFTER DRINKING THIS CAN OF COKE. Come on, it’s not THAT much of a boost.
I JUST DRANK THIS CAN OF SLURM AND I THINK I NEED TO DRINK MORE CANS OF SLURM
I just drank water…. now I want more water!
Water’s a good replacement for energy drinks because it HYDRATES YOU.
What about energy before, re-hydration during/after exercise?
whatever happened to surge
and mr green
and red fusion
i loved all those. :[
I make my own placebos-I mean energy drinks. About a year ago I bought a big bottle of guarana gel caps and liquid b-vitamin complex from GNC. Any time I wanted an energy I took any random sugar filled juice and broke any number of guarana caps in it, each vaguely relating to a serving of a caffine containing drink, and put a dropper of b-vitamin in. It’s a hell of a lot cheeper, it has less gay fake shit, and it works like a goddamn charm.
GHEY!
well..
Coke has caffiene, sugar, and little else. It wasn’t manufactured for energy; just taste, really. NOS/Rockstar, however, does give me a pretty noticeable buzz.
I was thinking this same thing a semester back, though, and a group and I in my psych class actually ended up doing an experiment on Full Throttle (made by Coke O:) to see if the placebo theory was at all in effect. As much as I hate to sound like a marketing exec, F.T. actually did end up increasing heartrate and concentration.
Still, I say Mr. T should have pushed water and OJ more than he did milk. :\
In other news, methanphetamines have been legalized due to the lack of a high.
Oh man, if only.
*snorts some salt*
wooaaahh….
I read on the interweb that Red Bull secretly contains meth.. some googling resulted in finding this:
“They get so cranked up on the methamphetamine in this Devil’s brew that they start to shake all over – including their moist little teenage groin areas. And you know what happens when young folks’ sinful parts start to tingle and shake – it’s like popping open a hot can of just-shook Pepsi!”
I don’t believe it but that quote is HIGHlarious.
But wait! this quote from the same article is also rofl inducing :
“Friends, let’s get to the facts now. Dr. Edwards Googled this Red Bull – which is nothing more than “liquid sin in a fancy tin, he put it under a Bible Scope in the Creation Science Lab. Friends, he made a startling discovery. This so-called “energy drink” is carbonated bull urine, with lemon flavoring and enough crystal meth to get a whole housing project full of Negroes tap dancing up and down the streets until dawn. “
those damn negroes are always keeping me awake with their tap dancing!
Pirate, please.
It is called “hoofing” now.
surge was the best drink ever
pepsi blue was good too
Energy drinks don’t really do anything but help keep me awake, if I want to be awake. I ALWAYS crash, though.
Explain that, Mr. Science!
To Surge lovers: I read that “Vault” ~= Surge.
Lately, we local ITG players have been toting around Gatorade, Powerade, etc. Those don’t seem to be as chunked up with caffeine and sugar as the other kind of “energy” (stay-up-all-night) drink.
Gatorade and Powerade HYDRATE you. That’s what matters when you’re playing ITG. You don’t want to be downing syrupy icky crap that’ll screw up your system.