Juno Reactor

No I’m serious, Juno Reactor is really silly. It’s like
“UMANAUMUMUMANANM THIS IS A REALLY SACRED CHANT UMUGNGUGUNANUGN”
“I AM AN OLD SCI FI MOVIE QUOTE, THIS IS REALLY DRAMATIC AND IMPORTANT SOUNDING”
“BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH”
“BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH”
“BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH”
“BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH BUNCH”
“WOW THAT WAS REALLY PSYCHEDELIC.”

6 comments

  1. Yeah, it seems like most of their music sounds similar to … well, the rest of their music really. I’ve got their “Bible of Dreams” album and it’s nothing special.
    It makes for good stereotypical fight scene music though.

  2. So they are definable. So what? Lots of great bands are definable. the thing is, JR’s soundscapes and individual samples and sounds are ridiculously good and professional, and they are a rather large pioneer into the genre, so you cant make too much fun of them.

    1. Professional sounds? It’s just acid, guy.
      Professional samples? Sure, they got some Japanese group to do the ooga booga for Hotaka, but besides that they just use some really crappy movie quotes.

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