| Champion! You’ve seen 89% of the internet, and shed 66% of the tears… |
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Congratulations! You’re the internet master. You’ve managed to see just enough of it without turning yourself into a monster. And don’t go any further! It’s dehumanizing from here on in. If you Chin up, this is the best category to be in! You aced the quiz!!! |
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The I’ve Been on the Internet Test written by DaveBrubeck on Ok Cupid |
Colonel Kurtz You’ve seen 98% of the internet, and shed 90% of the tears…
I’ve seen horror… horror that you’ve seen.
You’ve seen it all. This is just another pitiful test in your long
line of degraded porn, sub culture horror movies and snuff footage. The
internet to you is like an anti-Willy Wonka factory. Total abysmal
horror. Rivers of filth. Ooompa Loompa porn.
You’ve probably seen that Oompa Loompa porn, haven’t you?
The horror… the horror…
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
Link: The I’ve Been on the Internet Test written by DaveBrubeck on OkCupid Free Online Dating
I lied and said I had seen things that I’ve only heard about.
Right, that doesn’t count, newb
internet
Looks like you LOST.
~*~fartz~*~
interlots
Old Hand You’ve seen 83% of the internet, and shed 66% of the tears…
And you thought you’d seen it all!
You’ve been around this old internet of ours a number of times.
You’ve seen some pretty sick stuff, and maybe you even liked some of
it, but you’ve managed to find all the good bits and pieces.
Congratulations! I bet your friends always want to know what cool stuff
you’re getting upto this week, and what funny new website you’ve found.
Are you shocked at the stuff you’ve missed? Have I given you enough
of an inkling? I know you think the rest is garbage, but you’re a
little bit curious, aren’t you? That Digital Underbelly… sinister…
brooding… tempting… and oh, so wrong.
Don’t do it! Fight against it! You’ll soon lose all those friends if you get into it.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
Link: The I’ve Been on the Internet Test written by DaveBrubeck on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Re: interlots
i went back and changed my age from ’69 to ’87 cause its based on age i guess.
it got messed up :[
Champion!You’ve seen 92% of the internet, and shed 73% of the tears…
Congratulations! You’re the internet master. You’ve managed to see just enough of it without turning yourself into a monster.
And don’t go any further! It’s dehumanizing from here on in. If you keep finding new and weird things online, you’ll become a burnt out husk of a human being. You’ll be left writing online tests to warn others away from the path you’ve come down. Be happy with what you know, and be happy that you don’t know any more.
Chin up, this is the best category to be in! You aced the quiz!!!
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
Link: The I’ve Been on the Internet Test written by DaveBrubeck on Ok Cupid
So many tears I shed… for your sins… all of your sins..
Champion! You’ve seen 91% of the internet, and shed 80% of the tears…
Congratulations! You’re the internet master. You’ve managed to see just enough of it without turning yourself into a monster.
And don’t go any further! It’s dehumanizing from here on in. If you
keep finding new and weird things online, you’ll become a burnt out
husk of a human being. You’ll be left writing online tests to warn
others away from the path you’ve come down. Be happy with what you
know, and be happy that you don’t know any more.
Chin up, this is the best category to be in! You aced the quiz!!!
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
Link: The I’ve Been on the Internet Test written by DaveBrubeck on Ok Cupid
O.O I didn’t know Dave Brubeck wrote quizzes! I just thought he wrote and played good music. O.o
the quiz is secretly in 5/4 time
Old HandYou’ve seen 82% of the internet, and shed 60% of the tears…
And you thought you’d seen it all!
You’ve been around this old internet of ours a number of times. You’ve seen some pretty sick stuff, and maybe you even liked some of it, but you’ve managed to find all the good bits and pieces. Congratulations! I bet your friends always want to know what cool stuff you’re getting upto this week, and what funny new website you’ve found.
Are you shocked at the stuff you’ve missed? Have I given you enough of an inkling? I know you think the rest is garbage, but you’re a little bit curious, aren’t you? That Digital Underbelly… sinister… brooding… tempting… and oh, so wrong.
Don’t do it! Fight against it! You’ll soon lose all those friends if you get into it.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
Link: The I’ve Been on the Internet Test written by DaveBrubeck on Ok Cupid
I never thought I’d see the day when a bunch of online friends brag about their Internet prowess, online!