Disregard this entry if you are my parents.

I own womanizing boxer shorts. :\
One pair has a little patch with embroidered lips right at the entrance of the fly. On another pair, the fly is lined with the phrase, “LUCKY YOU.”
I want to be as respectful as possible to anyone who has my phallus in their mouth, and this sort of attitude is so unlike me! Shame on you, boxer shorts! Shame.

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