OKAY SO YOU HAVE A BIG FLAT CIRCLE OF BREAD WITH LOTS OF OIL ON IT
AND THEN YOU PUT A LOT OF TOMATO SAUCE ON IT
AND MELT SOME CHEESE ONTO IT
THEN SLICE YOUR CHOICE OF MEAT ON TOP OF IT
AND THEN YOU CUT IT INTO SLICES AND YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BEST THING YOU’VE EVER EATEN IN YOUR LIFE
AND THEN MAYBE YOU SPEND A FEW HOURS ON THE CAN BUT YOU KNOW YOU’VE DONE THE RIGHT THING IN THE NAME OF EATING
Sobeyourself!
Tazo… um, wazo.
WAIT NOT TAZO I MEANT FUZE BECAUSE FUZE IS THE BEST SUGAR WATER EVER!
These four-letter words are so fucking confusing!
yes! the best thing ever!!!!! yes! digestive implications! and thy name is pizza.