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Betty and Momo show off their amazing dragon necklaces as Levi and Simon look on. I make a fool of myself at Afronova Primeval in Dance Freaks as my sis Lily freestyles to Highs Off U. |
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Lily and James face off at freestyling to It’s Raining Men, and James thinks he loses because Lily got a better score. And then, CRAZY SPIDER STOMPERS! |
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James hears some kid screaming for his life in the bathroom. Scary. |
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James does his AM-3P JDogg-ripoff routine, and Momo dances along… as well as some guy outside who thinks he’s funny. |
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Since I like to be an ass on film, I threaten to stick my head into the cake. Brad says he’s loved. We cut the cake but spare a decoration of Brad’s face that Momo drew. Brad licks a knife. |
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I eat cake decor, then I serve people cake. And James views me through a spatula handle. |
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Levi’s cat, Bacchus, is fat. James kicks him. |
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Momo starts to make MEATBOYS! Only with Boca Burger. 964 years later, it’s still not done freezing. |
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6,523 half-minutes later, the bocaboys are looking good. Confirming that they’re back in the freezer, I use the camera lens as a mirror. |
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Final verdict: it tastes weird. I decline to try it, but Allison and James do, and sorta forget that it’s actually made of [imitation] meat. James decides to spit his out. Lily says that Zoolander is funny and I videotape it (illegally!). Levi spits his share of the bocaboy out. Levi gives us the idea to use REAL MEAT! |
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We find HOT DOGS! Momo and Brad read my shirt, which says “Revolutionary” in Japanese. Brad dips the hot dog in excess chocolate. |
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We freeze the hot dogs and cut ’em up and try them. They are terribly bad. Rylan spits his dogboy out, yo. |
You’re welcome.
–James’s camera
Meatboys. I’m so glad James taped this and encoded it for people to download and see. XDDD Best par-tay ev4r.
We need to try a Meatboy. Not Dogboy or Bocaboy.