I like Starbucks. I like STARBUCKS. YES, THE CORPORATE MONSTER STARBUCKS. ARE YOU GOING TO YANK THE FREAKING FRAPPUCINO OUT OF MY HAND, YOU INGRATE??? MOVE TO GHANA!!!

Fo fo fo! My dog Java got a haircut and now looks like this again! He also started playing “kill the cat” while my cat Jiro started playing the similar game of “kill the dog!” They’re having so much fun!

I bid on and won my first eBay item last week. It’s a Korg SP-100 Digital Piano, and I got it for $660, which is over $300 less than its wholesale price. ‘Course, all of the MIDI peripherals I need to go along with my new keyboard will probably add up to about $300, so it’s a fair trade. With my new keyboard, I’ll be able to compose MIDIs much faster, and I’ll also have a realistic, hammer-weight simulated keyboard to take anywhere I want (because now I’m a mad car-drivin’ mofo).

Paul Chun is still a hit. Some freshmen that I’ve shown it to have been spending all of their breaks during school watching the thing over and over. Time to put myself down so people will compliment me more: it isn’t really that funny, you guys.

I also got a library card (only so recently because I’ve never read a book in my life), and this library card is an ADULT library card, because I’m 16 and I can drive. I wonder if that means I can borrow “the Joy of Sex.” Oh, I remember don’t need to! My crazy stepmom has it right on her bookshelf!

Also, I’m feeling (mostly smelling) the effects of KFC being the only food I’ve eaten today. If I keep this up, I’m going to have to go on a die-t.

My god… I just used a Garfield joke. Erm, pardon me… THE Garfield joke. At least the only one I’ve ever laughed at in the strip’s 25 years of existance.