Jeffrey | I'm Jeffrey. I'm in the driver's seat. I'm loud, I spout random intellectual bravado, and I often have an unhealthy craving for Starbuck's. I really, really like driving, and even though I'm now legally old enough to drive others around, the idea of acting as a public transportation operator still excites me. Wow, when I grow up, I should be a bus driver! |
80's Guy | 80's Guy is my most frequent flyer, as he lives pretty close to me, in the neighborhood we like to call "the Gap for Cocks that Pea." As his name implies, he has a vast knowledge of the 1980's, and runs a side business as a button maker (he made me a few with pants on them). |
Francisco | Not much is known of Francisco's true origins. In fact, I'm even too bored to ask. But he often bums a ride off of me. He has a wide knowledge of Bob Marley, has the most unkempt hair in the history of everything, and often sports the same gaping expression (see picture). |
Bryan | Bryan is some crazy kid from my "rival" high school, Drake, who 0wns websites devoted to finding crazy shit on the internet. Like me, he is really good at Dance Dance Revolution and must know the lyrics for every song to which he dances. He's the source of many, many nonsensical catchphrases. |
Adam | Adam is Bryan's bitch and likes to follow him around wherever he goes. I sort of keep forgetting why I acknowledge his existence. Ooh hoo hoo. |
James | James is my longtime best friend, and although a bit older than I am, he still needs a ride from me now and then. I ran a website with him for a few years, and we continue to maintain what one could call "brother blogs" together. James is a bit on the quiet (hence sane) side, because he has a bit of a stutter, but despite my opposite qualities, he can still talk sense into me one way or another. He and I own the Dance Dance Revolution Club at our school. |
Sophie | Sophie is a fellow website designer who goes to Drake. Yes, she is often seen with Bryan, but that's just because Bryan has too much free time and can jump in my car whenever he wants. Sophie is a drummer in a band, and lives way too far away from anywhere else for a human to comprehend. |
Conrad | Conrad also goes to Drake. He's somehow amazed by my website designing and cartooning skills, but thinks that we're all insane for playing Dance Dance Revolution that well. I would have ditched him like Bryan urged, but then I wouldn't have been able to get to Sophie's. Yeah, just kidding. |
Jeff | I've known Jeff for longer than anyone else in the comic. He now has his own car, though, so I won't be driving him much. He lives pretty close to the school, so when he's with me I usually drive right by his house when I have to drop him off. He calls me Jeff also, which rather complicates things, but he and 80's Guy have thought of these awful pet names for me (like "Nanners" and "Doris") to tell us apart. |
Omid | Omid is a big fan of Metallica, and has a wide knowledge of hard rock and guitars. Throughout the ages he's been known to spout hundreds of catchphrases (like such classics as "You're such a *clicks tongue*," "GNYAAAAAAHT," and "I chhhet bugzs"), earning him the title of "King of Catchphrases." |
Keith | I often give Keith a ride home. He's a big fan of local bands and has a wide knowledge of music, but often says things that makes me want to turn him into a stick figure. |
Lily | My sister, Lily, is the most popular girl in her middle school. She wears popular clothes, she listens to popular music, and just has that popular attitude. Fortunately, she's often nice to me because I wouldn't be willing to drive her otherwise. |
Indogutsu | Probably the only person I don't know in real life (and hasn't been in my car) who will appear in CAR. Indogutsu, real name Joshua, is basically a jack-of-all-trades on the net, specializing in MIDI composition and making MASSIV games for RPG Maker 2000. He lives in Florida but I swear that no comics with him will have anything to do with faulty ballots. |
