Fuh, the internet's like a drug...temporarily getting it back just ate the rest of my weekend like that.

Friday, let's see...I got to see everyone that I'd lost contact with for a week and all was well. Extreme has SWING~! too and Annie has come to find herself liking DDR music. I'm now a ham (actually I'm "Canadian Bacon") for mirroring Long Train Runnin. Improv freestyle to songs on Random is a helluva lot of fun...would have been better if I had gotten a song under 170 BPM, but Chris was generous with the credits and I freestyled my ass off in preparation for Berkeley. Watching myself on tape after, I look like a flailing idiot trying to look good to Irresistablement. Good times. XD

Awesome story to tell from yesterday:

I'm at the mall, playing So Deep, and I start getting heckled by these 4 urban trash frosh/sophomores, Fat Black Headphone Kid, Fat White Good Ol' Boy, Basketball Jersey Black Kid, and Some Guy. They're all cracking up at my movements, running in front of the machine and imitating me, etc...nothing that I can't deal with as I just block them out and shoot them a cold glare as I walk away (they made me fail the on the last step, whee).

A few steps after I exit the mall, I realize that, shit, I left my wallet on the side of the machine. Whatever, I go back inside and walk past the four as they leave. One of them goes "Good job"--"Okay then...", I think.

I then realize why he said it as I get to the MAX2 and see that my wallet's now GONE from where I left it. I look over and see them walking through the food court through that plastic window by the machine. One of them looks at me, I see that he's holding the thing, mouth "Fuck," and they take off running. I give chase.

They turn left and head into Mervyn's, where I eventually run them down and confront them. Heh, for once, my track skills apply to a real life situation.

"Give me the fucking wallet."
*Fat White Good Ol' Boy, incredulous, takes out his own wallet*
"Ha ha, funny. Give me my fucking wallet."

For the next 5 minutes, they act like they don't have it, and I trail them around Mervyn's some more as they check out fatty shoes. God, I'm pissed off by now. The best part about this is that Fat Black Headphone Kid's headphones were blasting "The Whistle Song" the whole time. Finally, one of them gets fed up and goes "man, jus' give him his wallet back".

"I don't have it! I left it outside KB Toys!"
"Mhm, nice try, you'll all just run off after I go and check there."

I get them to lead me over to KB...surprise, it isn't there anymore. After more prodding, pocket checking, and seeing them argue over who has the wallet, I conclude that if they do have it, they won't give it to me by now. They probably already took the money from it ($5...hah) and threw it away for someone else to pick up.

Like a security guard. =D

Knowing this, I then tell them to give me 10 bucks: 5 for what was in the wallet, and 5 to cover "some of the new wallet I'll have to buy." They oblige.

I walk off without a word, soon find the security guard, who, lo and behold, has my wallet, minus the money they took and (GASP) a bus ticket.

Having jacked the jackers for 5 bucks, I stuff the money back in the wallet and play The Whistle Song to celebrate. =D


>> posted by CaptainCanada at 3/13/2003 02:13:33 PM

Offline until my French grade comes up--just letting all of you on AIM know.

Carry on.


>> posted by CaptainCanada at 3/12/2003 08:21:17 PM

Steven Wishnack is not only a genius, but has made it onto Jeffrey's hitlist. :P

CAUTION: MEDIOCRITY AHEAD

Watching outside-of-California DDR freestyle (excluding a stuff at Phrekwenci.com) is painful. I'm so bored lately that I've been browsing all these sites for decent videos to study, but the freestyle outside of CA is so...behind, I guess, that all I can find is crap like Sexy Chef doing Lupin the 3rd '78, stupid prop/gimmick routines and guys doing songs on Heavy and NOT FREESTYLING (<- watch for when the crowd goes "OH SHIT!!!" though...that made my day =) . Doing something on Heavy when entering a tournament and just STEPPING is what pisses me off the most--why bother entering?! At least Bryan Hernandez came prepared when he did that sweet Silent Hill routine. I guess you could say this is the equivalent of backyard wrestling compared to the WWF.

Enough with the elitism, though--yes, I should upload some actual decent-quality videos of myself up (rather than this test-out-the-cam improv stuff) if I want to criticize others'. But for god's sake, just study the pro's, move your arms, and you won't look like this! -_-

To make up for all those appalling videos I just had you watch (except Bryan H, of course), here're some out-of-state freestylers that aren't up on DDRFreak but deserve recognition: Nugget, Phrekwenci, Jing, and Jiffy. You guys are my heroes.

In other news, my bloopers video got linked to on OhioDDR! =D

Remember those PSF files that give you the entire soundtrack of a PSX game at a tiny download? Zophar's Domain just added a lot more soundtracks, a few being "MiniPSF" form--better'n'MP3 quality songs at a FRACTION OF THE SIZE OF A MIDI...crazy bread (plugin here, if you missed it the first time).

And depression never sounded this good. Flyyyy me to the moooon...oh wait, that's not on there. Shucks.


>> posted by CaptainCanada at 3/11/2003 07:29:29 PM

HELLO

Dooo youuuu REALLIIIIZE that this was best Friday fucking EVAR?

(...hm, maybe should've worded that differently.)

Lately, Sophie and (NOT NOT NOT) Bryan have gotten me to listen to Ladytron, this Kraftwerk-esque, minimalist electronica group from England. So lo, just around a week after I started listening to and liking 'em, I heard that members will be spinning at Amoeba Music in San Francisco, a massiv independent music store that I've always wanted to check out. Steve was interested in going (although he admitted that he didn't like Ladytron's music all that much), and although I tried to convince Felix to drive us, he wasn't interested in the group, and had to hang out with his exotic girlfriend anyway. Harumph.

Fortunately, things probably wouldn't have ended up half as fun had we simply driven straight to Amoeba Music ("--and then Felix would be freaking out and we'd still be listening to loud electronica that we only wouldn't like because Felix would be freaking out..." - Steve). So after track, I did some quick freestyle at the mall (my only 4 songs of the day, believe it or not :P) and finally picked up The (GRAMMYWINNING) Flaming Lips' Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots with a gift certificate from, er, two years ago. With leftover cash in my pockets, I then met Steve and we headed off to the bus stop like the two non-driver seniors of TL that we are.

Before we made the sensible decision to walk down to the bus stop and wait, though, Steve figured we have enough time (10 MINUTES) to go to Safeway to buy some Ramen noodles (wtf). Despite my protests, we made it in and out of Safeway with 3 packs of Ramen and a fat bottle of water in record time, then ran a couple blocks all the way to the highway bus stop to just barely catch the bus to San Francisco. And yes, with the little money we had, and the deal you can get on the packets, we wanted the bang for our buck, and were confident in eating the Ramen dry. "It's like a giant cookie," said Steve.

On the SF bus, we sat in the very back so we could munch down on the Ramen, and this gruff, homeless looking guy sitting next to us was forced to watch every bite of salty, cracker-like goodness ("Yeah, my nephew does that shit."). When we answered that, indeed, we were going to eat the taste-bud-frying flavor packets as well, we got the observation, "You guys are hardcore." =D

Best of all, Steve said "Have a good one" to the guy as he was getting up for his stop, and was lambasted for doing so. The rant that ensued went something like "Don't tell me how to fuckin' live my life...yeah, that's what you say to guys in New York and everywhere else...'How's it goin?'...how about you stay outta my fuckin' business, how's that for how's it goin'..." Hee.

...and even better, the angry guy got up too early for his stop, so he was just standing there, staring a hole through Steve's head. The bus then jerked to a halt, he almost fell--had it not been for a nearby bus "holding pole"--righted himself, and stumbled off the bus. Comedic gold!

When we got off in Frisco, I realized that 1) We were late for Ladytron, so we'd have to figure out where we were fast, then haul it to the next bus stop, and 2) It was time for Marin-boy to stand out in this city once again. You think I would have learned from my light clothing standoutathon at Game 6 of the World Series at the Metreon, but no, I was, once again, the most Marin-like person walking the streets. I had my khaki corduroys, khaki button-down overshirt, online-ordered "WTF?" shirt (at least that was black), and NO JACKET, so I was freezing and so were my two cancers. I shrugged this feeling off after a while though, since Steve and I were having a good time, talking 'n taking in the scent of poverty and liquor stores all around us. I'm still in need of a thick, monocolor jacket, though. >_<

After being impressed by a homeless guy without any legs who coasted down the sidewalk on a skateboard (anybody seen "Kids"?), we successfully found the Market-to-Haight-St. bus, and were a mere 15 minutes away from Ladytronness. The driver let each of us pay the $0.35 "under-17" bus fare, even though I'm 6'4" and have a full-on GOATEE, and Steve was looking like a seedy drug dealer and carrying a briefcase. XD Speaking of that, Steve talked to me about his friend Shane wanting me to be a cameraman for a short film that's in the works, starring Steve as, surprise, a seedy drug dealer who shoots Aaron Jeweler with a Glock. I love my digicaam!

Anyway, we got off the bus a little early, thinking we passed Amoeba Music by mistake--it turned out that the store was just a little further down towards the end of Haight, complete with GIANT PINK LETTERING that we would never have missed on the bus. >_<

Meanwhile, at the Oasis:

elementboard87: and then theere was a lot of ass grabbing

Entering Amoeba for the first time, we were simply blown away at the size of the place. All the while, Ladytron played some funked up ambient stuff/elevator music, which was fooling-around-with-Summer-Samba-at-radio-class cool. After going to The Wherehouse to get the Flaming Lips earlier, Amoeba Music blew its corporate ass out of the water--it was such a contrast in every way that I fell in love with it. The floor was gigantic--filled with aisle upon aisle of independent and mainstream music alike, records and CDs, with prices as low as $3.00 for a regular CD...also, one could tell it was where the real music lovers went because everybody except me wore glasses like this. XD

The selection of electronica dwarfed anything else from Tower or the Wherehouse I'd ever seen...the more Steve and I browsed, the more and more we wanted: Coldcut, Underworld, DJ Shadow, Massiv Attack, Mirwais, the E-Z Rollers, Dieselboy, DJ Dan, Felix Da Housecat, Ladytron (...duh), Christopher Lawrence, DJ Keoki, Armand Van Helden, all the Plastic compilations, Cafe Del Mar, copious amounts of BT, PVD, Oakie, Chem Brothers, and a whole lot more, all at surprisingly cheap prices. Looking back on it, I'm kicking myself for not trying to find DJ Gay-Boy. =\

After leaving (and *sigh* not buying anything--we had just enough left for possible bus fare/food), we took two buses back to San Rafael, crunched up the last of the Ramen that we still had--thank you, cargo corduroys--and read books from Steve's briefcase. Now that I remember what this "reading-for-pleasure" thing is like, I want to check out the rest of Crime and Punishment. Cold and left with six bucks, Steve and I agreed that the only thing to top off the night was to get "Thainese" at this place we both go to before radio in SR, "Yang's Asian Food". Unfortunately, they don't serve borscht or curry, but they're Asian enough.

After a spicy stomach-warming Kung Pao chicken + hot and sour soup combo, 1984 reading, bus ride, and 20 minute walk from the highway to my house (again: ULGH I need a jacket), I was home and happily listenin' to the Flaming Lips in bed (Indogutsu wants to also recommend the Yoshimi album, especially for "One More Robot".). What an awesome break from the ordinary that was.




(oh, there's a new blog underneath this one that I'd been meaning to post)


>> posted by CaptainCanada at 3/9/2003 02:24:37 AM

Last Friday! The Crew was mostly back in one piece and everyone was feelin' good. I got the "used" pair of drumsticks from Sophie right off the bat, yesss...I am so using these in a routine. XD To my dismay, Brad's parents don't allow him to go to the Oasis (since the place is, naturally, full of anarchists, wenches, and demons), so I had to stay at Starbase the entire time. Nonetheless, it was all gut.

Saturday! After having the usual crowd gathering at Northgate DDR, a huge group of us all went to see Old School, which had, uh, 4 good jokes; don't waste $9 on it. Hannah laughed at every line, of course. -_- We squeezed in the backseat for the CAR home, ran over Ben, and I stumbled into bed with The Cramps.

Someday! JamHannBryConTom and I met Jeff at Scandia and chaos ensued from there, or something. Jeff ParaPara'd, kicked and headbutted, and killed his arms. I, for some reason took on a DDR regular there and was forced to do 3 catas in a row my first time playing that day--definitely NOT a "warm up" session, ugh. What stands out most was when I had a nice lil' crowd gathered to watch my doubles freestyle, then was told after by the DDRegular that A) I was good, but I looked like I was ParaPara'ing, and B) his friend who had won a recent Fairfield freestyle tournament was itching to get onstage and show me up...which he didn't, thank god. Still have a ways to go, I suppose. -_-

(side note: Where's Hayato when I need him? While watching him breakdance with his club at a recent rally, I realized I could definitely improve my footwork if I talked to him about impromptu lessons at lunch or something. Shiat, he's the one who could train me for B3!)

Senior cut day Monday! My plan was to go to Drake to hang out with people (me to Bryan: "MIND IF I SHADOW?" *guffaw*), but I was never told that I had to have a signed-by-every-teacher form ahead of time saying I could shadow somebody. I was promptly booted out of Drake by the principal for being on a closed campus, and for having a video camera as well. Well, it was either that or lie my way in, saying I was someone's distant Canadian cousin, or a recently-arrived San Franciscan who plans to enroll in Drake. Pleh, I can't act or lie with a straight face. :P

At least I got the relaxation of the "3-day weekend", filmed a "break at Drake" segment for Swamp Fans (I know you're out there), where pretty much everyone I knew from that school was there, and had a walk 'round San Anselmo, where I finally found where Dreams (Sophie's new job) is. Also finally passed that Paula Terry oni course at Northgate, and got 8 free credits from the worker who knows me there. Freestyle-a-thon!

Wednesday! Sophie and Bryan and I go see "Hair" at Drake, starring a flock of hippies and Annie. On the car ride up, I kept thinking to myself, "Agh, I don't like the late 60s, and I got dragged to see THIS?!". But wow, did this have energy. Sophie (fortunately?/unfortunately? :P) got us booked in the front row, where we were sat on by actors, hit on (Sophie mostly, since she sat in a "special chair"), offered drugs, and in the end, were all dragged onstage to badly dance to "Age of Aquarius". Given that "most of the costumes in this are what the kids here wear anyway." (Bryan), the drama crew did a hell of a job giving us 60 minutes of the 70s. Avram is fockin' huge, by the way. Afterwards, our faces after were completely flushed from...who knows what...smilin', feelin' good, who cares? Only 4 bucks, too. I need to go to more of these. =D


>> posted by CaptainCanada at 3/9/2003 02:03:41 AM