A Random Pile of Information
by Jeffrey Carl Fadenמזל טוב! Hello!
The other day, Mitch Altman came through the door and said to me: Hacking is fun for everyone!
But then I quoted my 2nd favorite movie:
You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? Well, let me explain the New World Order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are Samurai... the Keyboard Cowboys... and all those other people who have no idea what's going on are the cattle... Mooooooooo
ooooooooo .
See where I highlighted the text? Good, because I needed to mention that it was highlighted for it to be semantically feasible.
Then I went to the closest computer console and typed this:
> sudo rm -rf /
Deleting everything...
I considered that to be my pièce de résistance. Everyone else was disappointed, as evidenced by this audio clip:
Some people called me Hideki Tōjō (東條 英機). But I outsmarted them with my horrible awesome math powers. Try it yourself:
x = 32;
x + =
Some terms worth defining
- Noisebridge
- A cool place to hang
- Church
- The classroom that this is usually taught in
- San Francisco
- Some city somewhere
- H20
- Water
In other news, remember this table detailing how great I am? I added a grand total:
| Not so great | All right | Just totally great | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Looks | |||
| Smarts | |||
| Muscles | |||
| Agility | |||
| Defend |