{"id":954,"date":"2005-03-22T23:43:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-22T23:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2005\/03\/22\/this-is-completely-random\/"},"modified":"2005-03-22T23:43:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-22T23:43:00","slug":"this-is-completely-random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/this-is-completely-random\/","title":{"rendered":"This is completely random."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guyz! If it&#8217;s your first time having sex with a certain someone and before you start they say &#8220;oh well you&#8217;re really special, you don&#8217;t have to use a condom,&#8221; DON&#8217;T FEEL HONORED. Don&#8217;t even DECLINE. Instead, fucking GET OUT OF THERE a soon as possible and NEVER TREAT THEM SERIOUSLY AGAIN.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guyz! If it&#8217;s your first time having sex with a certain someone and before you start they say &#8220;oh well you&#8217;re really special, you don&#8217;t have to use a condom,&#8221; DON&#8217;T FEEL HONORED. Don&#8217;t even DECLINE. Instead, fucking GET OUT OF THERE a soon as possible and NEVER TREAT THEM SERIOUSLY AGAIN.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}