{"id":946,"date":"2005-03-17T13:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-17T13:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2005\/03\/17\/patty\/"},"modified":"2005-03-17T13:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-17T13:44:00","slug":"patty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/patty\/","title":{"rendered":"Patty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m blogging from work. Yes, using LiveJournal in the office. Slackin&#8217;. UH OH!<br \/>\nSaint Patrick&#8217;s Day is one of those holidays where it&#8217;s either announced and people get ready and plan festivities far in advance, or civilization as a whole completely forgets about it until it happens. It&#8217;s probably &#8216;cuz presents aren&#8217;t involved, am I right.<br \/>\nBut SOME people are festive. I can CLAIM I&#8217;m being festive because my nice shirt I&#8217;m wearing is greenish-olive-ish. And someone photoshopped Goatse to have very bright green, er, innards instead of red. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m blogging from work. Yes, using LiveJournal in the office. Slackin&#8217;. UH OH! Saint Patrick&#8217;s Day is one of those holidays where it&#8217;s either announced and people get ready and plan festivities far in advance, or civilization as a whole completely forgets about it until it happens. It&#8217;s probably &#8216;cuz presents aren&#8217;t involved, am I&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/patty\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Patty<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=946"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}