{"id":886,"date":"2005-02-04T01:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-04T01:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2005\/02\/04\/swm\/"},"modified":"2005-02-04T01:08:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-04T01:08:00","slug":"swm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/swm\/","title":{"rendered":"SWM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God damn it you guys I&#8217;m so glad I didn&#8217;t fill you in on the details of this supposed relationship.<br \/>\nSo you can all assume that we were friends for such a long time and that we didn&#8217;t show our feelings about each other and one of us finally reached out and we became infatuated with one another and spent many long months with one another, even though that&#8217;s totally not true.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s over <i>already<\/i>, I&#8217;m actually really happy it&#8217;s over. I am disgusted at myself, let&#8217;s just forget this ever happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God damn it you guys I&#8217;m so glad I didn&#8217;t fill you in on the details of this supposed relationship. So you can all assume that we were friends for such a long time and that we didn&#8217;t show our feelings about each other and one of us finally reached out and we became infatuated&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/swm\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">SWM<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}