{"id":871,"date":"2005-01-24T12:23:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-24T12:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2005\/01\/24\/fight-the-power\/"},"modified":"2005-01-24T12:23:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-24T12:23:00","slug":"fight-the-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/fight-the-power\/","title":{"rendered":"Fight the power."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I ever become the owner of an establishment with a parking lot, I will make sure there are no handicapped spots! Those pedestrially disabled bastards have left vacant the most easily accessible and aesthetically pleasing spots for too long! I demand retribution!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I ever become the owner of an establishment with a parking lot, I will make sure there are no handicapped spots! Those pedestrially disabled bastards have left vacant the most easily accessible and aesthetically pleasing spots for too long! I demand retribution!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}