{"id":820,"date":"2004-12-24T23:26:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-24T23:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/24\/holy-fucking-shit-you-guys-or-santa-exists\/"},"modified":"2004-12-24T23:26:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-24T23:26:00","slug":"holy-fucking-shit-you-guys-or-santa-exists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/holy-fucking-shit-you-guys-or-santa-exists\/","title":{"rendered":"Holy fucking shit you guys &#8211; or &#8211; Santa exists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font COLOR=\"red\">M<\/font><font color=\"green\">I<\/font><font COLOR=\"red\">L<\/font><font color=\"green\">K<\/font> <font COLOR=\"red\">C<\/font><font color=\"green\">H<\/font><font COLOR=\"red\">O<\/font><font color=\"green\">C<\/font><font COLOR=\"red\">O<\/font><font color=\"green\">L<\/font><font COLOR=\"red\">A<\/font><font color=\"green\">T<\/font><font COLOR=\"red\">E<\/font> <font color=\"green\">I<\/font><font COLOR=\"red\">N<\/font><font color=\"green\">G<\/font><font COLOR=\"red\">O<\/font><font color=\"green\">T<\/font><font COLOR=\"red\">S<\/font><font color=\"green\">.<\/font><br \/>\n(elaboration on that later. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MILK CHOCOLATE INGOTS. (elaboration on that later. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}