{"id":812,"date":"2004-12-16T16:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-16T16:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/16\/im-alive\/"},"modified":"2004-12-16T16:06:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-16T16:06:00","slug":"im-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/im-alive\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m ALIVE!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh god. I just got out of a 4-hour meeting in this one room across the building and I was trying to find my way back to my office&#8230;<br \/>\nIt took me 20 minutes. I kept traversing the same area over and over, and I kept looking out the window and no matter what direction I thought I was facing, I always saw the freeway. I was like, in a LABYRINTH. I saw the perplexed faces of the people sitting in their offices, watching me go back and forth&#8230; it was pretty obvious that I was the new guy.<br \/>\nThank god I&#8217;m alive!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh god. I just got out of a 4-hour meeting in this one room across the building and I was trying to find my way back to my office&#8230; It took me 20 minutes. I kept traversing the same area over and over, and I kept looking out the window and no matter what direction&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/im-alive\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#039;m ALIVE!!!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}