{"id":790,"date":"2004-12-05T20:01:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-05T20:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/05\/internet-language-update-6\/"},"modified":"2004-12-05T20:01:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-05T20:01:00","slug":"internet-language-update-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/internet-language-update-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Internet Language Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are NO EXCEPTIONS to this one, not at ALL. NONE.<br \/>\nIf you have ever roleplayed on a non-RP forum, using lines such as:<br \/>\n<i>*pokes [someone] with [something] of [antonym of &#8220;life&#8221;]*<br \/>\n*runs*<br \/>\n*is a fucking retard*<\/i><br \/>\nYes, this IS called roleplaying, and yes, you ARE a total LOSER and should LEAVE THE INTERNET FOREVER.<br \/>\nFOREVER, COMPLETELY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are NO EXCEPTIONS to this one, not at ALL. NONE. If you have ever roleplayed on a non-RP forum, using lines such as: *pokes [someone] with [something] of [antonym of &#8220;life&#8221;]* *runs* *is a fucking retard* Yes, this IS called roleplaying, and yes, you ARE a total LOSER and should LEAVE THE INTERNET FOREVER.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/internet-language-update-6\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Internet Language Update<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}