{"id":787,"date":"2004-12-04T10:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-04T10:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/04\/ow-2\/"},"modified":"2004-12-04T10:44:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-04T10:44:00","slug":"ow-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/ow-2\/","title":{"rendered":"OW"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How the hell does someone cut their finger on a piano key!<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s got to be the first time anyone&#8217;s done that, I swear. At least I now have an excuse to do a shoddy performance at my advisory session later today!<br \/>\nPirate make fun of me now plz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How the hell does someone cut their finger on a piano key! That&#8217;s got to be the first time anyone&#8217;s done that, I swear. At least I now have an excuse to do a shoddy performance at my advisory session later today! Pirate make fun of me now plz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}