{"id":770,"date":"2004-11-22T22:59:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-22T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/11\/22\/im-really-annoying\/"},"modified":"2004-11-22T22:59:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-22T22:59:00","slug":"im-really-annoying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/im-really-annoying\/","title":{"rendered":"I'm really annoying"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jeffrey: Hey, I was just surfing the internet, and I got to thinking
\n*four hours later*
\nJames: ?
\nJeffrey: What?
\nJeffrey: so I was just surfing the inter-net and I got to thinking
\nConrad: ?
\nJeffrey: What?
\nConrad: got to thinking what?
\nJeffrey: I dunno, stuff
\nConrad: http:\/\/www.tshirthell.com\/store\/product.php?productid=193
\nConrad: im buying this
\nJeffrey: Oh
\nJeffrey: Hey, I was just surfing the internet, and I got to thinking
\nBrad: About what?
\nJeffrey: I dunno, stuff
\nBrad: That’s odd. Normally the internet does the opposite to me.
\nBrad: What exactly was it that got you thinking?
\nJeffrey: I don’t know, surfin the internet is hard work
\nBrad: It’s easier than going to the Library.
\nBrad: At least HERE it is.
\nJeffrey: So I was just surfing the inter-net, and I got to thinking
\nAlmasy: ?
\nJeffrey: What?
\nAlmasy: You started talking to me.
\nAlmasy: Nevermind, I guess.
\nJeffrey: Well I said it.
\nJeffrey: Surfing the inter-net’s hard work.
\nAlmasy: That’s fantastic.
\nAlmasy: Bye.
\nJeffrey: Bye.
\nJeffrey: Hey, I was just surfing the internet, and I got to thinking
\nSoliloquial: ?
\nJeffrey: What?
\nSoliloquial: Jeffrey: Hey, I was just surfing the internet, and I got to thinking
\nJeffrey: Yeah I said that.
\nSoliloquial: I’m responding to your statement
\nJeffrey: Oh, okay
\nSoliloquial: So what were you gonna say?
\nJeffrey: I said it
\nJeffrey: You just repeated it.
\nSoliloquial: Okay, when you said you were surfing the internet and you got to thinking, I was assuming you were going to finish that statement with something, so while I was waiting for you to do so, I said “?”. So… what is going on now?
\nJeffrey: I don’t know I’m just relaxin now
\nJeffrey: Surfing the internet is hard work
\nSoliloquial: *holds his forehead* This makes no sense why people do this
\nSoliloquial: A person IM’s me with “Hi.” I say Hi back and they’re like.. ?, then I say, you said Hi, and they’re like.. yeah and? what the shit?
\nSoliloquial: Is it that hard to make coherent thought as to why I respond the way I did or at least know what prompted them to answer me in the first place?
\nJeffrey: So people find it weird when you reply to their greeting?
\nSoliloquial: No, I’m making an analogy between this IM and that previous one.
\nJeffrey: Hey, I was just surfing the internet, and I got to thinking
\n*half an hour later*
\nDan: amazing
\nDAN WINS!!!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}