{"id":753,"date":"2004-11-09T13:21:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-09T13:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/11\/09\/internet-language-update-5\/"},"modified":"2004-11-09T13:21:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-09T13:21:00","slug":"internet-language-update-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/internet-language-update-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Internet Language Update"},"content":{"rendered":"

Welcome to another episode of Internet Language Update, where I tell you what not to do and you listen to me, because I am the authority on the e-zone! This time around, we’ll be focusing on the latest slang crazes by our favoritest group around – anime fans! Get ready to get insulted!
\nZOMG<\/b> – Stop it! Using “ZOMG” as the prefix to a sarcastic comment is backwards and self-defeating! If you use it, you should stop jacking off to 4chan and try to get attracted to real human beings!
\nxD<\/b> – More like 2 YEARS OLD, OK! Stop fucking using these god-awful faces after every sentence! Besides, SD cards are much better, I’ve got a 128 MB one and I can use it for both my Pocket PC and my digital camera.
\nTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT_____TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT<\/b> – Just in case we didn’t see these abominations before, now you add about a hundred more to each side so instead of seeing an actual journal entry we see stuff like and so she was like lol<\/span> 0_____________________0 and then rushi-bushi chan went ohayoo gozaimasu<\/span> T___________TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT and then we killed ourselves!<\/span> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
\n<3<\/b> – Indie kids were fucking it up a great number of years before you came and fucked it up for the rest of us! You suck!
\nteh<\/b> – I think it’s spelled “the.” Oh, you’re trying to be funny? “The” is plenty funny. Try it some time, it’s a barrel of laughs.
\nRemember, kids, the English language loves you and wants you back! It’s really sorry, it didn’t mean it! I think that’s enough alienation for the day! Become angry at the Internet and comment away!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Welcome to another episode of Internet Language Update, where I tell you what not to do and you listen to me, because I am the authority on the e-zone! This time around, we’ll be focusing on the latest slang crazes by our favoritest group around – anime fans! Get ready to get insulted! ZOMG –… Continue reading Internet Language Update<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=753"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}